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She won no primaries.

She won no elections.

She lost to a man with an approval rating so low, it is making pollsters quit.

Hang your lantern on a fucking winner if you are gonna be smug.

21.02.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It probably has been at least 6 years since I was out there.

21.02.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats how I feel about Lawrence.

It is just really fucking tragic how the state is just letting all these towns crumble around their tiny industries.

21.02.2026 12:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wad the first thing that ive watched that really sort of captured what it was *really* like to live in "Boston". Most series set in the city are like the very very nice parts, so that show showing the sort of like dumpy urban environments I was used to was very fun.

21.02.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmaooo

21.02.2026 11:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you ever watched the show "Kevin can Fuck Himself"?

21.02.2026 11:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brighton, Newton, Somerville?

You guessed it: Still Boston

21.02.2026 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The Grandstands" are the Platonic Ideal of Boston and Bostonians

21.02.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just like being able to climb to the top of the Green Monster and sneer at the people in Cambridge.

21.02.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boston is the couple of piss stained blocks around Fenway Park.

21.02.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I personally cannot wait until the whole fucking city slides into the ocean.

21.02.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. You stop that!

21.02.2026 10:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As Christ said: make sure you tell people about your religion in the loudest self absorbed way possible, otherwise how will people know how devout you are?

21.02.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of poison pills, you should find some and eat as many as you can.

21.02.2026 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They hope they die, that God culls their weak.

21.02.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A blurry imagine of The Simpsons family st their dinner table, sitting with them is Smormu a gangly naked man with a vacant smile. There is a big red circle around Homer with arrows pointing and the caption "who df is this ๐Ÿ˜ญ โœŒ๏ธ"

A blurry imagine of The Simpsons family st their dinner table, sitting with them is Smormu a gangly naked man with a vacant smile. There is a big red circle around Homer with arrows pointing and the caption "who df is this ๐Ÿ˜ญ โœŒ๏ธ"

21.02.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat Alt: bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat
21.02.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought this was about 'Doug' and I was all like "YOU LEAVE SKEETER ALONE! HONK HONK!"

20.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"If concussions were real, I probably got one" he said through blinding headaches and a constant ringing in his ear.

20.02.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are going to build a strawman at least do it more accurately.

This is about you personally.

20.02.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have explained myself clearly and repeatedly.

You are just pretending to not understand.

Which only really deepens my mistrust of you.

We are learning so much today!

20.02.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have repeatedly now.

20.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I literally just did.

If the only strategic accomplishment of burning that dumpster was to convince me that you specifically are a poor ally and not to ever trust you or your judgement, than I consider that a bargain.

Fuck you.

20.02.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You need a soul search.

20.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Typical that a person shitting their pants over a burning trashcan would be too chicken shit to engage with this conversation.

20.02.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Certainly exposes the people who are completely full of shit when it comes to resisting fascism.

I mean look at you here and now, who do you think this type of pearl clutching really serves?

20.02.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ba Ba Booey Ba Ba Booey

20.02.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
20.02.2026 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LT: What have you lost all your sense of reality?

Uhura: This isn't "reality"

<Produces a phaser and points it at the LT>

Uhura: This is *fantasy*!

20.02.2026 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0