Elitist Semicolon

WEGMANS (heavy cream)

Respect to you for not turning around and walking away, which is what I would have done right before sulking about it all day.

This kind of took off so clarifications:

- Alice needs a home in or near the Twin Cities metro area

- There is no fee to foster a dog, there is a fee to adopt, it’s a reasonable fee for all that a dog needs, no one’s getting rich

- thebondbetween.org for more info

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Young, boyish, cocky Harrison Ford or mature, appealingly grizzled Harrison Ford?

It's overly warm for late February in most of the US. Please stop using the environment killing machine. Please also stop following any alt account.

"I just use Ai for..." nah, I'm gonna stop you right there. Use your brain and a search engine. Use only Wikipedia, it has what you need.

This tree is a potoo.

I think that's the third one? I could be wrong, but either way those movies are a delight.

See, the Great Lakes girl in me knows it has to be The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, but Erasure/Love to Hate You would be glorious.

Unless they have chicks nearby, in which they will explode out of the underbrush, shriek bloody murder, and chase you a quarter mile through the woods, making it clear that you only got away because they chose to let you.

More than once I've had to backtrack to take a different route on my commute because of a giant tom on full display in the middle of the bike path.

I wish I were in London.

Yes!!

Their feet are bigger than my hands and they have TALONS.

Exactly! They're just messing with him for funsies.

okay but I have been chased by an angry wild turkey and let me tell you, it was TERRIFYING. they're FAST and if this guy got away, it's because these turkeys let him get away.

The $38.3 billion they are going to spend for interment camps could fund the annual budget of NASA, the EPA, and all clean energy R&D at the Department of Energy—combined.

looking for a plane to collide with

Au contraire! I have been making Big Dinner to share with a friend since early December and we have a different soup every week! Come hang out with us.

YES

I do not like the fraud-committing French biathlete.

You heard the whole thing about her scamming her teammates, yeah?

That one guy sounded like the English-language dub for the commentator in the original Iron Chef.

maybe not Jump Around we'll knock Earth out of its orbit

If Bad Bunny can cover the history of Puerto Rico, colonialism, transatlantic slavery, hemispheric consciousness, as well as contemporary life and politics in under 14 minutes, you can do your 15- or 20-minute conference presentation with time to spare.

Fair point 😆

UGH

This reminds me of authors who have characters "crack up." It's such a dated phrase and almost never fits with the character doing the laughing.

Literally everyone hungover at work tomorrow

judge a quarterback by whether he voluntarily listens to Kid Rock