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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst)

@delaneyking

Senior videogame tech artist /art director. Unreal Tournament 04, Dragonage, D&D Online, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Stellaris, Civ IV + more. VFX Where The Wild Things Are. No fate but what we make. https://www.delaneyking.com

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Eowyn: I am no man.

Nazgul: I am not letting you into that toilet.

Eowyn: I am no man!

Nazgul: Suuuure. You know, we can always tell.

Eowyn: Fuck sake.

06.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not if done correctly.

06.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marriage?

06.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's one tiddy day.

06.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, but the school zone is great.

06.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pray you never find out why

06.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have touched Mars.

06.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. I use Dex for manual dexterity (hand stuff) and Agility for body stuff. Will is vital because I like to have flawed characters who have to resist temptations.

06.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mykola the Cossack joins the hunt for stinky, leg humping, carpet ruining werewolves.

The sexual tension between Mykola and Artur is so thick it could be pork fat.

06.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What?

06.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do you think Vampires do 'shotguns' by hanging you upside down then ripping out your asshole?

06.03.2026 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monboos.

06.03.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? You know how many of our ancestors got to just look at the surface of mars any time they wanted?

No. Us. You and me. The first in countless ancestors... WE get to see this.

Fucking sweet eh?

06.03.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? Fucking amazing

06.03.2026 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@fenrisgames.com

look! A cool rock. A picture of a rock from another fucking planet! Beamed to us from a fucking robot buggy on MARS. Fucking MARS. We put a robot buggy on fucking Mars and we get to look at them.

What a time to be alive.

Never forget the good stuff.

Fucking Mars, man.

06.03.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am selling my apartment in Carcosa. Two bedrooms, ensuites. Great views across Lake Hali, only five minutes walk from downtown, and one strange aeon from Alar.

06.03.2026 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I dom to their lovely newsletter?

06.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree... but I only had one take.

06.03.2026 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whitehouse spokesman: "He didn't shit himself live on camera. It wasn't a shit... It was an 'unscheduled colorectal evacuation procedure'."

06.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The graveyard scene in Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Amongst Thieves is the most distilled essence of the D&D experience possible.

06.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lightening

06.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The chosen two.

06.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 58 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must watch Star Wars: The Mandatoryian.

06.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wisdom and the getting of wisdom, is inferred in the XP system. A higher level character is wiser, because they are experienced.

06.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My other nuanced take is you should all give me some money so I can spend time writing TTRPG systems.

06.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Players are usually detectives, hunters, looters and gatherers... so perception is a core ability.

06.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Wisdom' in D&D like systems should be replaced with 'Perception'.
The rest of the functions should be jammed into intelligence.

06.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

06.03.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The enemy rolled behaviours make Devilry afoot good for solo.

05.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0