Eowyn: I am no man.
Nazgul: I am not letting you into that toilet.
Eowyn: I am no man!
Nazgul: Suuuure. You know, we can always tell.
Eowyn: Fuck sake.
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Eowyn: I am no man.
Nazgul: I am not letting you into that toilet.
Eowyn: I am no man!
Nazgul: Suuuure. You know, we can always tell.
Eowyn: Fuck sake.
Not if done correctly.
Marriage?
It's one tiddy day.
No, but the school zone is great.
Pray you never find out why
You have touched Mars.
Same. I use Dex for manual dexterity (hand stuff) and Agility for body stuff. Will is vital because I like to have flawed characters who have to resist temptations.
Mykola the Cossack joins the hunt for stinky, leg humping, carpet ruining werewolves.
The sexual tension between Mykola and Artur is so thick it could be pork fat.
What?
Do you think Vampires do 'shotguns' by hanging you upside down then ripping out your asshole?
Monboos.
Right? You know how many of our ancestors got to just look at the surface of mars any time they wanted?
No. Us. You and me. The first in countless ancestors... WE get to see this.
Fucking sweet eh?
Right? Fucking amazing
@fenrisgames.com
look! A cool rock. A picture of a rock from another fucking planet! Beamed to us from a fucking robot buggy on MARS. Fucking MARS. We put a robot buggy on fucking Mars and we get to look at them.
What a time to be alive.
Never forget the good stuff.
Fucking Mars, man.
I am selling my apartment in Carcosa. Two bedrooms, ensuites. Great views across Lake Hali, only five minutes walk from downtown, and one strange aeon from Alar.
Can I dom to their lovely newsletter?
I agree... but I only had one take.
Whitehouse spokesman: "He didn't shit himself live on camera. It wasn't a shit... It was an 'unscheduled colorectal evacuation procedure'."
The graveyard scene in Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Amongst Thieves is the most distilled essence of the D&D experience possible.
Lightening
The chosen two.
You must watch Star Wars: The Mandatoryian.
Wisdom and the getting of wisdom, is inferred in the XP system. A higher level character is wiser, because they are experienced.
My other nuanced take is you should all give me some money so I can spend time writing TTRPG systems.
Players are usually detectives, hunters, looters and gatherers... so perception is a core ability.
'Wisdom' in D&D like systems should be replaced with 'Perception'.
The rest of the functions should be jammed into intelligence.
Thanks!
The enemy rolled behaviours make Devilry afoot good for solo.