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Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock

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I sit on a throne of lies.

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You know it’s good when a dog is involved

07.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being a person who could theoretically have prevented this suffering and blew it and your response on is laughing and condescension while the peasants suffer. What a winner.

07.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This whole administration is just bush 3.0 but somehow 10x worse

06.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Free her she did nothing wrong

06.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Humanity peaked artistically with the musical supergroup Bloodhound gang in the 90s

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you for your attention on this matterπŸ‘‡

06.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not one person in the current administration ever got excited about the Scholastic Book Fair and it shows.

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Creating new previously unknown horrors

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œNot at war”

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope so

06.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why couldn’t it be me? πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life

a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life

it’s finally friday let’s get freaky

06.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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06.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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leave him alone

06.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

Done 🫑

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re not committing at least a few crimes you’re not really living

05.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro 😞

04.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘letπŸ‘cashiersπŸ‘sitπŸ‘

04.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rare photo of me getting up in the morning

04.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My advice to people new to Bluesky is just to do it until it stops being fun and then continue for a few more years as a morbid form of self-flagellation.

04.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe have always been at war with Eurasia"

03.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Square up! Good morning! 🩷

03.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Really a war with Iran? On Women’s History month? The disrespect.

03.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting in my bunker since December 31st 1999. Who’s crazy now?

02.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Based Rizzler

02.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑 a true patriot

02.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday is for the shitters

02.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0