You can't get mad at me for this image, I asked my EIC if it was okay
06.03.2026 01:47
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You can't get mad at me for this image, I asked my EIC if it was okay
(Ignore the typos, this is from before my final editing pass)
Now, a whole generation has an exciting new opportunity to own its trauma, as the rhino butt in question is now up on the auction block. And for an amount that is, honestly, shockingly cheap: PropStore Auction, which is selling the piece—which was formally on display at Planet Hollywood, where families could reminisce happily about a greased Carrey sliding onto the African earth while chowing down on their burgers and onion rings—lists its starting price at a mere $2,000, with an expected final price between $4,000 and $8,000. (Compare a recent Bruce Lee Game Of Death jumpsuit that’s currently going for $130,000—despite, when you think about, also just being a series of connected holes that a famous person once stuck his head through.)
This is a normal way to think about clothing and I won't be shamed out of it
Hi thank you for watching our '90s X-Files ripoff SpookyCat. Agent Mulpurr is too busy looking at a ghost to glare at the camera with me.
Finally pulled the trigger and bought the latest installment of one of Japan's longest-running game franchises, a new title emerging out of a sea of remakes and remasters with concerns about its storytelling but widespread acclaim for its combat.
That's right, it's SaGa Emerald Beyond time, baby!
Streaming at 8 p.m. tonight. How could three intelligent people playing Elden Ring Nightreign NOT succeed at this point?
The worst thing about being a married night owl is when the world starts falling apart at like 1 a.m. and knowing my wife is going to have to wake up to it.
Bad news, I was browsing the Steam "Detective" game tag but then I saw this and now I'm dead. I'd like to say I had a pretty good run, but it was actually a pretty lousy one, honestly! At least I'm not in the same world as this now, though
Streaming tonight at 8 p.m. PST. I'm rolling solo, so I think we'll do some nice, wholesome Nazi hunting with the demo for Owlskip Games' The Ratline. Looking forward to this one! store.steampowered.com/app/3756940/...
Honestly, one of the best voice casts in games - including an extensive, very funny part played by Joe Pera. (There's also some shit that feels aimed directly at my exact tastes, including appearances from @pizzasuplex.bsky.social and Tom Walker and what I have to assume is a Farscape casting gag.)
Sam, it just doesn't have enough missions where I fight the same 60 guys at four different points on a map! I need another 10 missions like that!
I can say, with some confidence, that High On Life 2 is the best game I've ever played in which the actual, no screwing around John Waters voices an alien who runs a Spirit Halloween in space. www.avclub.com/high-on-life...
I keep taking these photos because it's all Gandalf wants to do. Any time I'm standing up, he gets to the top of the nearest waist-height object and meows until I let him leap aboard.
At Kitten And Extremely Tired-Looking Man, WE only win if YOU DO
You know news is very bad when it involves David Zaslav and Ted Sarandos, and neither look like the biggest villain of the story.
Honestly, I think Holland is the actual weak link in that stuff, he doesn't have the depth I want. Favorite scene of the movie is Garfield saving MJ in a way where he wordlessly communicates how many times he's replayed this moment in his head.
I like when they play Toby's song!
Everybody reacting today to their Evil, Rich Uncle outmaneuvering their Weird, Annoying Uncle to buy the local waterpark.
Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
Reminder, no stream tonight. Was supposed to go have fun at a party but instead I'm either sick or so exhausted as makes no difference. Apologies!
I tried watching 5 seconds of figure skating today because people are like "This new skater's routine is amazing!" and I like to be convinced, but no, it is still just Futzing Around On Ice And I Can't Be Bothered
Streaming tonight at 8 p.m. I am absolutely, completely convinced that this will be the night that we do good in Nightreign, instead of bad.
Here at Crazed Prospector And Kitten, we're ready to take on the big law firms, and fight... FOR YOU!!
Sometimes it's worth taking an extra 10 minutes to make a header image that makes you laugh www.avclub.com/breaking-bad...
Eternal Strands is $11.99 on Steam buff.ly/m0JDiYz
Deck verified
also on Game Pass Premium
I have a risk addict thing in me that video games help keep in control. ("What if I DON'T pick up the 500,000 souls I just dropped in this boss fight?") Forestrike makes a game out of that tension. It's really neat! www.avclub.com/forestrike-g...
I don't always know if I exactly LIKE James Cameron, but I cannot deny that writing a letter to a senator where you throw around your weight as the planet's biggest blockbuster maker and then writing the line "I am but a humble movie farmer" is pretty GD funny.
If people didn't want me to doomscroll they shouldn't have named it like the dopest shit in a lich's library
@zhandlen.bsky.social's Quantum Leap recaps will run under the TV Club Classic banner every two weeks—just one of many reasons to subscribe to @avclub.com
Me, sitting quietly in an empty house and allowing the Universe Of Thought to flow through me: "The Skipper kept Gilligan around because having an external source of failure to constantly point to allowed him to abdicate his duty to self-interrogation."