Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything
05.03.2026 21:50
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Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything
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yeah I mean there were always exceptions to the rule, Lou Thesz had a roughly modern physique too
well think about all the WWI veterans that reupped and got super jacked in the interim
This isn’t even a soldier thing, look at any pro athlete from 1940 compared to today. It’s why I give at least something of a pass to PED users - you think Babe Ruth wouldn’t have smeared some cream on his ass to add 20 feet to his long balls
Steve Rogers being a skinny nerd turned into a jacked super-soldier is literally the Captain America origin story bsky.app/profile/unav...
It’s always a fool’s errand to ascribe any sort of self-awareness to the chuds in charge, but I do wonder how many of them realize nobody likes this shit except other chuds
turning actual war into content is the final frontier of this administration bsky.app/profile/drew...
What do you think are the odds they get into the Trump and Musk episodes, 0.1% bsky.app/profile/jess...
damn can’t believe the hippies weren’t rushing out to buy that shit
TRUMP PROMISES SECOND 9/11: “I GUESS SO” bsky.app/profile/broo...
The cover for the Blu-ray for MST3K: The Movie
Been a while since I gave The Movie a spin
that’s one of their long-running jokes; it’s also why when they do live shows they review local places
she doesn't follow the President on Truth Social??????? bsky.app/profile/juli...
hell yeah Bonanas for Bonanza rules
I give him 4 months, he's somehow dumber than Noem is bsky.app/profile/jake...
The funny thing about this administration is that nobody has been fired yet because Trump is so checked out and the pool of nominees is really smaller than you’d think, so everyone just sorta mills around like Torgo in Manos going “when are you gonna kill me, boss”
My theory, as someone who has done this before (but outside, not on a train or whatever), is that holding it to your ear can cause hangups or something weird to happen because you can't see what you're touching on your screen
Noem's going to offer her resignation in exchange for getting to keep her fuck plane, aka the Tryst Express
learning about her Tryst Express was a real high/lowlight of the year so far
I mean, that would require the Dems to actually keep their attention on something for ten seconds, but y'know
this is why the Dems should've kept the pedal to the metal on impeaching Noem, so they get the credit of getting rid of her when something like this happens and Trump tells the party to cut bait instead of Trump just firing her bsky.app/profile/fint...
actually I think I saw that the Bears are pursuing Crosby instead, also good
AJ Brown YOU are a Chicago Bear bsky.app/profile/tomp...
I introduced Jeff Skilling to "mark-to-market accounting" bsky.app/profile/jewk...
This stupid virus I'm still dealing with has really stripped me of my dignity, not least of which because if you saw me in person I'd look healthy enough, whereas I'm basically Homer in this clip www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Cf...
nothing like replacing a piece of shit with a piece of shit with another piece of shit laid on top of it bsky.app/profile/leba...
seems bad bsky.app/profile/jong...
I keep seeing the "OUR 50 YEAR WAR WITH IRAN" headlines and think, dang, really? Then maybe we should've come down harder on those Reagan administration guys for selling arms to Iran and using the proceeds to seed an illegal slush fund for far-right counterrevolutionaries in Central America
ahhh, steeped like the finest chai tea