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Who is in charge of doing something about all of this? Where are all of the adults?

06.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slingshot him directly into the sun.

05.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t get invited to many places, but when I do I say no

05.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not super sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore and that scares the shit out of me.

05.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fear that letting the most depraved human beings on this planet accumulate this much wealth and power isn’t a problem that can be solved by voting. I’m not even sure there will be another legitimate election. I hope that I am proven wrong.

05.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where is this?

04.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀀

04.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brb. Gotta go give a corporation 50 hours of my week so that the US government has enough tax revenue to drop bombs on children.

04.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

22-33 BILLION LBS*******!

03.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

9. I have no proof of this, but I believe you have to have a little something wrong with you to be able to work in this business.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

8. Part of the reason dining out is so expensive is because people constantly steal from restaurants. People take our small wares and glassware all of the time. It costs us thousands of dollars a year.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

7. Restaurants are dangerous places to work. Once I got a 2nd degree burn in my buttcrack, I shit you not.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

6. Walk-ins and beer coolers are the best places to have a panic attack.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

5. This business will give you literal nightmares. Dreams about having 20 tables at once and you forgot to ring all of their entrees in and the POS is at your house and your car won’t start so you have to run to your house to ring in your entrees and it takes 6 hours and everyone is mad at you.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

4. You will meet some of the biggest scumbags on earth in this business. You will meet some of the kindest, most charitable, empathetic humans alive in this business.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3. It’s for everyone, truly. There are people from every background in this business. You can earn 6 figures without a degree in this business. You can get a job out of prison in this business. You can be a teacher supplementing your income. You can be 16 or 61. There’s room for everyone.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2. Nothing will prepare you for how much food waste there is. The US restaurant industry generates about 22-33lbs of food waste annually. Globally, about $2.6 trillion dollars is lost a year because of food waste.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been in the restaurant business for 20 years and I’d like to tell you some important things:

1. You should be nice to people that handle your food. Not because you think we will retaliate in unimaginable ways but because this business is really fucking hard and we’re human beings.

03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure we should make an attempt at a Michael D. Jordan though.

02.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sandy Hook was my, β€œwe are totally and completely cooked” moment.

02.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America is bombing brown people again.

28.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fearless in an β€œI’m not afraid to eat this jar of peanut butter in one sitting” kind of way.

28.02.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not passionate about working and it’s okay to admit that.

24.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 27

More things should be free.

16.02.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

10.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 12650 πŸ” 2238 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 83

Do you want to be here for a good time or a long time? Either way, yes.

09.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should die in prison.

09.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I look at the moon every night and I think, β€œI can’t believe how hard I work to make the worst people that ever lived wealthier.”

07.02.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They are going to get away with it all, aren’t they?

07.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0