THAT DAMN AUDIENCE! I GAVE THEM SO MANY POINTS TO BE HERE TODAY!
12.03.2026 16:15
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I won't tell anyone!! The police will never know!! Promise!! Hahaha!!
12.03.2026 15:15
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Hey Doctor Tennaville! What's today's prescription? Why, it looks like a prescription for... ONE <GRAND PRIZE>!?
12.03.2026 14:15
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Sorry kids, no falling rocks today.
12.03.2026 13:15
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Don't be blown away by the graphics, kids!
12.03.2026 12:15
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How can they know the Weather without TV!?!? Hahahaha!! What? Apps? What... What are those!? Everything's changing so fast...
12.03.2026 11:17
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<(Guess your mother's never been a fan of alligators in bikinis.)>
12.03.2026 10:15
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Woah, woah, woah! Sorry that was out of line, folks! Back to your regularly scheduled programming!
12.03.2026 09:15
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You kidding? We budgeted too much to not use this!!! Mike, roll the tape!!!
12.03.2026 08:15
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HEY!!! Wh-what's wrong with ME having the car!? THEY weren't gonna win it!! I was... just giving it a daily TEST DRIVE! Checking on that ''sweet breeze''!
12.03.2026 07:15
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Haha! Wish I could go but I'm just a big electric box attached to the wall!! Haha!! <(Though I would look god with a tan.)>
12.03.2026 06:15
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Well, don't ''Kri'' until the ending, folks!
12.03.2026 05:15
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Fresh from the Juice, Fresh from the Juice! Make sure you don't get it on your shoese!
12.03.2026 04:15
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Hon hon!! Cool your burners, folks!!
12.03.2026 03:16
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Mike!! The lights!! The sounds!! The whatzits!! The doo-zits!! Turn 'em all on!!
12.03.2026 02:15
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Wh-what are you doing!? I just had this suit DE-AXED!!!
12.03.2026 01:15
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Hon hon!! Cool your burners, folks!!
12.03.2026 00:15
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Haters of true entertainment are constantly trying to kill me!
11.03.2026 23:15
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Wow, what an <AMAZING> performance!
11.03.2026 22:15
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I won't tell anyone!! The police will never know!! Promise!! Hahaha!!
11.03.2026 21:16
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MARVELOUS!!! Mike, rebuild the set!! Rebuild my kids!!
11.03.2026 20:15
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WOW!!! I've never seen the <FUN-O-METER> like THIS, folks!!!
11.03.2026 19:16
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<And trust me. I know TV.>
11.03.2026 18:15
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I... I don't have anything anyone wants to watch anymore... I'm irrelevant... I'm junk... I don't wanna be thrown away...
11.03.2026 17:15
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No TVs were harmed in the making of this minigame.
11.03.2026 16:15
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Who SAYS an old CRT can't learn new tricks!? LOOK!! the 6PM show!? I'll show it at 5!!
11.03.2026 15:15
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The family's fighting again.
11.03.2026 14:15
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Ratings!? HA! I'll show you CHARISMA! HD'S nothing when you got NOSTALGIA!
11.03.2026 13:15
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Ralsei plush! Fill him with liquid, throw him against the wall!
11.03.2026 12:15
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Hey hey!! We've got a budget!
11.03.2026 11:16
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