JusTurBesT

Sorry not sorry, but it's just another Friday for me.

Deeper and deeper inside you… one like at a time

when you have to be funny because being hot is not an option.

i am actually a quiet person, i am just talkative around the right people.

You can never go wrong with soup and grilled cheese

Don't forget to spoil yourself today, beautiful people

Don’t bring me flowers let me carve my initials on your forehead.

If you really wanna put a ring on it. It better be a donut.

The Knights Templar....but much more stupid.

It's your social media, you don't have to tolerate shitty people.

Yay 🤗

I am officially in "what the hell this bruise comes from" era.

Repost/reskeet me harder, bb...

Well, some men hate when woman is right, even if she is right.

Gulf of What The Fuck!

Fuck social media.

*me, logging in

Can't.
Doomscrolling now.

A girl talking to her ear via tube: me, on 14th Feb, I love you.

Happy Valentine's Day, Singles!
Love yourself, cause nobody loves you like you do.

I have forgotten how to be anything other than distrustful.

I took my panties off to scroll this nonsense!

A bumper sticker that says, "You hit my rear, now it's your turn."

Jizz in her clean hair for Valentine's Day.

Roses are white
Daffodils are yellow
Jizz in my butthole
And let it mellow my fine fellow.

Write about jizz and they will come.

The only thing I need for Valentine's Day is to scissor while rubbing each other's feet.

Claritin, you are a fuckin lifeline sometimes

I should be sleeping. But I'm cold and the cat refuses to cuddle

The way you love,
Isn't what you say.

If the opposite of what you say,
Is what you show all day..

~ KV