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Bit of a football nerd…

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If Man Utd pay £60m then offer £250k a week to Mbeumo then they’re insane…

He’s had an anomaly on his goals this season. His per 90 stats are poor!

His actual non pen xG is in the bottom 45%, passes he’s bottom 15% and he’s bottom 20% for fouls.

He’s not a bad player but he’s not £250k p/w

05.06.2025 06:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re old videos of a weird character that did the rounds about 20 years ago.. very weird to watch

28.05.2025 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last year of his contract and he wants to leave so about right I think.

28.05.2025 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait until you see salad fingers

28.05.2025 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do t think many UK fans realise just how good Wirtz is…

Worth watching the second half and ET vs Spain in the WC from last summer. That’s the game he became Germanys youngest ever scorer in a major competition.

He came on for Sane at Half Time.

28.05.2025 07:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Top 5 leagues via FotMob

24.05.2025 08:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wasn’t far off, ended with 2 wins in 12 then drew their 13th game (vs Ipswich)

No pressure on Moyes though.

It’ll be an interesting season for Everton A LOT of players out of contract and seemingly not much money available.

They need the atmosphere to work at the Hill Dickinson Stadium

24.05.2025 05:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wirtz is an unbelievable signing, he’s practically perfect for Liverpool.

1. Top 3% possession won in final 3rd
2. Top 5% succesful dribbles
3. Top touches
4. Top 15% created chances
5. Top 3% assists & xA
6. Top 5% SoT despite 25%xG

24.05.2025 05:06 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Fair play to Forest. 11/4 to win today!

08.03.2025 14:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meanwhile Chelsea take on a struggling Leicester side at home.

Leicester have lost 11 of their last 12 PL games

08.03.2025 06:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unfortunately for Forest I think this weekend they’ll be out of the T4

Although City have a lot of defensive injuries I think Forests forms been poor:

2 wins in 9 (90m all comps)
1 win in 5 PL
14 gls conceded in 5 PL games

City getting better, last 3 wins vs Spurs, Chelsea & Newcastle

08.03.2025 06:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
What Does 'HMD' Mean? | Acronyms by Dictionary.com HMD is a slang acronym standing for hold my dick.

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05.03.2025 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Please don’t google what HMD is an acronym for 🤦‍♂️ 😆

05.03.2025 16:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Everton fans talking about Liverpool have 3 expiring contracts whilst they’ve got 12 out of contract in the summer 🫤

04.03.2025 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No point risking him. They get a week off now up to the PSG game , PSG play tonight and Saturday night so bit of luck we go in fresh against a tired PSG side.

26.02.2025 21:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Liverpool win tonight then Man Utd officially cannot win the league this season….

#MUFC #LFC

26.02.2025 21:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brentford beat Everton … 3-0

26.02.2025 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forest won 2/7 in 90 minutes, no way they get anything here. One of those wins was a 3-2 win against Saints…

Arsenal comfortable 2-0 win

#Arsenal

26.02.2025 19:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’ve not got a ticket for the game still head to Taggys beer garden to get some atmosphere, they’ll show the game as well.

24.02.2025 07:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Art School - fine dining
Moor Hall - 3 Michelin stars
Belzan - bistro (it’s mega!)
Cowshed - Steak
Manifest - casual fine dining
Etsu - Asian
Mowgli - Indian street food
So Salsa - Casual tapas
La Finca Eivissa - vibes
Baltic Market - independents
Oh me Oh My - liver building views

24.02.2025 07:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

PSG will be tough as well for Liverpool.

Atleti are a bogey team for Madrid, it’s only 1 win in 6 or 7 for Real.

Can see them beating Real and Arsenal beating Atleti.

23.02.2025 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If both teams can navigate their way to the semi final of the champions league than they will play each other.

The second leg is 4 days before the league game.

There’s a real chance that Liverpool could knock out Arsenal in the UCL and get a guard of honour at the weekend from them 😮‍💨

23.02.2025 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Harry Kane won the golden boot and playmaker (top assist) awards in the same season.

Mo Salah already has more goals, and more assists than Harry Kane when he won it.

Mo Salah still has 11 games to go…

LEVELS!!!

#LFC #Salah #MCILIV

23.02.2025 18:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If as predicted the Premier League get 5 spots in the UCL I can see Bournemouth getting that space, if they do the their ground cannot currently host UCL football so they may spend those game at their local rivals at St Mary’s

23.02.2025 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For all the praise Moyes is rightfully getting I can actually see that by May he will be under pressure

There’s a good chance they’ll be looking back in May with just 1 win in 12 games (2-1 vs a Palace side that should have won)

3/4 away now, of the next 3 home games they play Arsenal & City.

22.02.2025 18:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

The UCL semi final is right before the Liverpool vs Arsenal game.

Imagine if Liverpool play Arsenal in that game for one of them ti be knocked out the UCL and lose the league in the same week 😮

21.02.2025 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Commentators acting like Arsenals game in hand is a shoe in….

It’s vs a rested Chelsea at 1:30pm on a Sunday after Arsenal potentially play an away UCL game on the Wednesday.

19.02.2025 21:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

A lot of moaning about injuries from Villa but they’ve got a good team out.

The new RB Garcia is a decent player and pops up with goal contributions as well.

Brining in a 3 x UCL winner isn’t too shabby either.

Should be a good end to end game to watch, especially with how tired we’ve looked

19.02.2025 18:51 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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19.02.2025 11:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’d have won it for his achievements at Liverpool… Saudi would 100% try and take the plaudits though.

19.02.2025 09:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0