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Nick Wallace

@lifewithnoirony

Dad, husband, structurally challenged.

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That feeling when you're being slowly buried in corporate bullshit and desperately looking for an exit strategy only to discover a never ending sea of corporate bullshit behind every fucking door. Yeah, that one.

11.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Thorne's reading of The Myth Makers really is a thing of beauty.

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Career objectives, FFS.

07.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m having to think of a personal project that’ll advance my career.
I’m 53 and have a degenerative brain condition, the only project I’m interested in is making it to retirement!

07.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My fatalistic prediction is that at some point Iranian forces score a sucker punch to something prestigious and American, and the thin-skinned imbecile proves what a hard man he is by nuking Tehran.

04.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, sure, the cops'll get them in the end, but you'll never be in doubt as to who the heroes actually are.

03.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You've got the middle management guru who lost his job to AI, the parent that lost their child to a AI bot's misdiagnosis, the author whose work was stolen, and the neighbour just driven mad by the data centre's constant hum.

03.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely just a matter of time before we get a 21st century luddite movement, with people planting bombs at data centres and the like?
And if not, bloody hell people, that's a whole movie right there.

03.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Story time, y'all, about the time I witnessed nearly this exact scenario play out in real time.

It's 2003 or 2004. Serena, Venus, Anna Kournikova, and Brenda Shultz-McCarthy played an indoor exhibition event at Rupp Arena.

Both Williams sisters had won majors at this point. 🧡/x

02.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

Yeah, that's the streamer I watch via the work account, not one I pay for.

25.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Other than that it’s soapy cowboy dramas from Taylor Sheridan, basically.
The soapy cowboy dramas tend to be okay for what they are, but I can’t imagine them really working for anyone I know!

25.02.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe β€œSchool Spirits β€œ, although I’ve not watched that to be sure what it’s like. β€œThe Flat Share” is nice if romantic comedy is your thing. There’s the odd UK short run crime drama - e.g. β€œGirl Taken” - that’s ok - again, if you have a tolerance for that stuff.

25.02.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Promising to vote for any political
Party that makes idle chat on a commuter train punishable by death.

24.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m proofreading a document on advertising markets, I want to know what CPM stands for, not what a fucking cop is. FFS, I’m 53, and have been familiar with the concept of police for quite some time!

23.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aptly timed repost, as I was just about to rant about how the way google is deciding to search for the thing it thinks I’m typing rather than *the thing I’m actually typing* is really starting to piss me off.

23.02.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone checked yet if Andrew was wearing his seatbelt in the back of that car?

20.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The history of the last generation has been right wing parties scraping a technical victory by the thinnest possible margin, then ruling like tyrants, then centre-left parties winning decisively and deciding the nation can only heal if they enact right wing policies.

19.02.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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No swiping involved: the AI dating apps promising to find your soulmate Agentic AI apps first interview you and then give you limited matches selected for β€˜similarity and reciprocity of personality’

For goodness sakes, people, stop outsourcing your entire human existence.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

15.02.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In other (more positive) news, Liverpool are starting to play better, I enjoyed "Predator: Badlands", had a nice country walk yesterday in the dry, and started watching "Bridgerton" with the missus.
Feels like that last one - along with the MCU - is the key text to unlocking the RTD2 era.

15.02.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're already telling you that the midterms won't achieve anything beyond being the tipping point where it gets real bad.

15.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Democrats seek to reassure Europe about post-Trump America Opposition politicians flocked to a summit in Munich to offer an alternative to America First - and stake a claim as future party leaders.

"Trump will be gone in three years"
...
Guys, at this point it's just naive to still think democracy is going to save you. That all of this is just a 'blip' in the system, rather than it's natural end result.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

15.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And I was looking up all the DW wannabes I could think of a few weeks ago.
We would have done an evaluation at the time, and I’m now going to have to look it up and check if I wrote it!

11.02.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have absolutely no recollection of this at all. Which, given what I do for a living, is a bit odd.

11.02.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Given time I might find a better word, but there’s only so much effort screaming into the void warrants.

09.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair point. Unhinged capitalism and a media that are servile to it, maybe.

09.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The capitalism and media aren’t quite as bad in the UK, but they’re plenty bad enough.

09.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For all his ills (and they are many), it’s unhinged capitalism and a servile media that have given us Trump.

09.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you look at politics on both sides of the Atlantic, we seem to be obsessed with treating the symptom and not the disease.

09.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't like the NHS? Capitalist scum!

05.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0