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“War-a-Lago”

By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com

That’s Lil Marco’s wet dream.

Trump was never a strategist.He’s too impulsive&fragile despite the bravado.He’s very bad w/other peoples money(daddy,banks,ours)&never made his own. Now he’s old &sick.He only thinks of legacy which to him is settling grievances,destroying enemies,power,adulation.He is Wannabe Fat Henry at the end.

I keep seeing and hearing Burt Lahr singing “If I Were King of the Forrest”.

Hey she can now pull out the Winder Woman costume.

She can cos-play Wonder Woman now.

She remains on the payroll with a made up title as “something shield” so she can cos play Wonder Woman and probably keep her Cory.

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

The last straw was when she told Sen Kennedy that Trump approved her 200M of cos play ads. You can be incompetent. You can be combative. You can be cruel. You can even grift. But when the shit hits the fan you don’t toss some of it his way. Ever.

It wasn’t her incompetence or cruelty. It was her implicating Trump in her grift.

Her downfall was not incompetence or cruelty or bad behavior. It was bc she didn’t let the bad PR grift bus run only over her but dragging Trump into it.
MarkWayneBilyBob Jr will not be using the love jet as he probably can’t find it.

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What will happen to the DHS love jet? punchbowl.news/archive/3526...

The only drugs communists love are arsenic put in your food or snake venom poked in your arm.

Well Karma gets the bitch and Lewandowski too. That’s a small plus. Besides MarkWayneBillyBob jr would be a PR fuck up on steroids. Another small plus.
There’s no real win with anyone this admin appoints so I’ll take the small pluses.

He so needs to go to confession.

What happened was not an “affair” It was a hostile work environment created by a predatory boss.

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They shouldn’t keep spiking his vodka with testosterone. You get this drunk over his head wanna be God of War slinging bad dialogue from a marvel comics parody of Endgame.

When you are the one firing the first shots that’s an oxymoron from an actual moron.

We’re down to 2 continents for the FIFA Peace Laureate. Australia and Antarctica. Love my Aussies but if he goes after the penguins….

So yes?

You have to understand.Trump has always been a pathological transactional liar.He says whatever he needs to say in the moment to get past it.To buy time.He does not care if he’s said 5 different things the last 5 days. It’s a Frankenstein step by step method of lurching forward till he’s survived.

Drives me crazy. Just pick a damn CO that DFS has refused to comply with and ask her directly “ since you did not comply are you saying it doesnt apply and why”. If you’ve got to do it 100 times do it.
This general shit just let her skate. It’s not just theatre it’s detail and holding accountable

Dunno . Maybe don’t start a war? Maybe don’t piss off the world? Maybe resign?

The FIFA Peace President is fighting a forever war. On brand for Mr Transactional Liar.

As dumb as Tubby is, MarkWayne-BillyBob Jr is dumber.

you can have a dinner that celebrates the First Amendment or a dinner that features Donald Trump but you cannot have both

Is he attempting the Elvis Lip Curl? lol.

Rubes is really earning his Cuba points.

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