Jersey Mook's

Someone should tell Eze every team is Tottenham in disguise moving forward.

Just slip some vodka in his diet coke. The more rot gut the better.

Great win by Arsenal. Now hoping for Liverpool to get a result against City tomorrow, which is a little easier to stomach than hoping Spurs, Chelsea, or United get a result against City (all three of those clubs have).

Uh…why is the tornado warning siren going off in Richfield MN at 11:35 AM on a monday with no obvious stormy weather…

Varmints will be playing the Kato Ballroom in Mankato, MN tomorrow night. If you live in the area and want to hear some old school d-beat hardcore screaming a massive fuck you to our unwanted occupiers, swing on by.

Came here to say this (I’ll swing by when my kiddo is a little older)

Aren’t they engaged in a sad-off every month of every year?

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

Everyone and their mother knows Darnold will play like a Jet if he makes it to the Super Bowl.

Cosigned from Minneapolis

How can there be peace in the face of this barbarism without justice? And not the “we’ll vote them out and give them administrative leave” justice.

That was an extrajudicial execution on 26th and Nicollet. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. People here have been incredibly restrained considering the violence from the federal government with next to zero meaningful backing from the state and local governments.

Two small children hold signs they made. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.

It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.

"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"

"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

Fascism thrives on fear but is afraid of a population that both resists them and carries on. We were here before you showed up, we are here with you, and we will be here when you tuck tail and fuck off.

My band, Varmints, played a show in South Minneapolis tonight. It was a hardcore punk show giving out free whistles and every band said Fuck ICE between songs. It’s important right now, if you can, to play music and make art that stands on 10 toes telling fascists to fuck off.

Yeah sarcasm aside that post was a fucking trainwreck lmfao

People are roasting this but my wife kept setting our house on fire to flirt with firemen and now is going to protests a lot since ICE showed up. I’m posting about it instead of talking to her because of woke hectoring. What a great point. The best points always start with “Ok I’ll Say It…”

[something horrific]

"dont take the bait"

[something worse]

"dont take the bait"

[something worse]

"dont take the bait"

[something worse]

"dont take the bait"

[something worse]

"dont take the bait"

[something worse]

"dont take the bait"

...

I can’t wait to explain to my grandchildren how I was a Veteran of the Christmas War by crashing out in a Starbucks

It’s blizzarding outside in MN so it’s glizzarding in my house. Aka I’m making hot dogs for lunch.

I’m not proud of this one, folks. I’m too old to be saying shit like this.

May your next 6 months be happier than your last 6 months. May they be softer on your heart kinder to your mind. And full of little moments that remind you you're becoming everything you're meant to be.

Love when the seat clamp on a push bike for my two year old is off by a millimeter and I gotta bust out pliers and a hammer to unfuck it. I now understand why my dad was stressed out on Christmas.

Tis the season to rob your pets of their dignity.

I’m still beaming hours after the North London Derby. What a start to a tough run of fixtures.

Not saying anything about any results today with a North London Derby tomorrow. Gonna go frantically imagine team sheets based on several different “who is fit” scenarios.

“They’re fetishizing the commodities, folks!”

Give everyone in Ireland the day off tomorrow for Troy Parrott day. Holy fucking shit.

It says a lot about the Jets that most fans are actively celebrating that the owner is in the Epstein emails because it might free this team from his dogshit ownership. Like “thank god this owner did the worst thing, we might make the playoffs in two years and we don’t need a Commanders rebrand.”

(Unedited iPhone photos btw. Also my first one as a transplant living here)

I got some of the aurora borealis in Richfield too