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The Bopper of Regular Size

@analgender

I've had this stupid handle for 12 years and I'll be damned if I'm changing it now. EN, 日本語

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Get that electric rat the fuck outta my store

07.03.2026 14:07 👍 131 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 5
sunsofcarcosa
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Feb 3

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

07.03.2026 03:02 👍 2025 🔁 461 💬 1 📌 16
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 👍 1359 🔁 500 💬 33 📌 135
one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

06.03.2026 12:31 👍 1028 🔁 103 💬 23 📌 8

Glad I got to see Godflesh a few times post-reunion. Metal as a genre takes a toll on the body, but rarely this dramatically

06.03.2026 12:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 09:19 👍 4244 🔁 1139 💬 53 📌 34
THE STREET BEATS「約束できない」
THE STREET BEATS「約束できない」 YouTube video by Victor Entertainment

Working on a project that involves coming up with an English translation for these lyrics. Think I've done an okay job with the scansion, but not sure how singable the words I've got are youtu.be/1hyOL8m3Tj0?...

04.03.2026 11:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tim Blake Nelson putting just the right amount of disappointment into "Oh George, not the livestock"

04.03.2026 09:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.

Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.

Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.

03.03.2026 17:21 👍 1181 🔁 312 💬 7 📌 34

Saw this without the bottom caption at first and was expecting "I'm literally just the Discordance Axis album The Inalienable Dreamless"

03.03.2026 17:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep hoping for a Sonicrime Therapy reissue but it seems unlikely now Sakevi's gone

03.03.2026 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which GISM tho

03.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's Tuesday

03.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

02.03.2026 21:30 👍 3084 🔁 1148 💬 29 📌 25

How is RE9, I look forward to playing it in 2-3 years

02.03.2026 18:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is not a joke btw, they got stuck in our bedroom overnight away from the litter tray. Even after washing, those gym shorts don't smell right

02.03.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doing the "well it was fucking one of yous! Desgostang" bit on my kittens to find out which one of them pissed in my gym bag

02.03.2026 11:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
BBC NEWS screengrab

14:40 BREAKING

British planes 'in the sky today in the Middle East, says Starmer
PA MEDIA

Keir Starmer says that British planes "are in the sky today" in the Middle East "as part of co-ordinated regional defensive operations to protect our people, our interests and our values".

BBC NEWS screengrab 14:40 BREAKING British planes 'in the sky today in the Middle East, says Starmer PA MEDIA Keir Starmer says that British planes "are in the sky today" in the Middle East "as part of co-ordinated regional defensive operations to protect our people, our interests and our values".

Oh for fucks sake

28.02.2026 14:48 👍 256 🔁 81 💬 43 📌 92

Does anyone know how to get a cat to stop sitting directly on your neck while you're trying to sleep

28.02.2026 11:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck the current US and Israeli administrations obviously, but the respectable conservatives have always wanted to rain death on Iran. Remember John McCain and his new Beach Boys lyrics?

28.02.2026 11:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The reality is that since Iraq, the UK has been both active participant in and accomplice to a war of subjugation against the populations of numerous majority-muslim countries, and their growing queasiness is borne from Israel showing them, unblinking, what their project has always tacitly required.

30.06.2025 08:47 👍 52 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1

Singing the whole thing in Gordon Cole voice

28.02.2026 11:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 👍 6701 🔁 1838 💬 4 📌 1

fuck israel and fuck the united states

28.02.2026 07:54 👍 627 🔁 100 💬 18 📌 5

I was at the count in Gorton and Denton last night and we all saw Matt Goodwin eat ballot papers. His girlfriend and team begged him to stop but he kept stuffing it into his mouth and making grunting sounds like the Cookie Monster

27.02.2026 10:24 👍 1082 🔁 198 💬 24 📌 12
tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 

"Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

RIP to a real one

27.02.2026 09:05 👍 1617 🔁 363 💬 12 📌 13
Vintage book cover featuring a close up photograph of a woman’s eye in a hypnotizing gaze. Copy and title read 

Could I Borrow

Four Thousand, Three Hundred, and Sixty-Seven Dollars?

FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON

"Reasons are like raisins - no one likes them."

A CONVINCING NOVEL BY YORE FRENDE

Vintage book cover featuring a close up photograph of a woman’s eye in a hypnotizing gaze. Copy and title read Could I Borrow Four Thousand, Three Hundred, and Sixty-Seven Dollars? FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON "Reasons are like raisins - no one likes them." A CONVINCING NOVEL BY YORE FRENDE

really good book that everyone should read right now

ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

29.04.2025 16:37 👍 2591 🔁 418 💬 53 📌 26
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

26.02.2026 16:40 👍 10041 🔁 2217 💬 79 📌 64

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

24.02.2026 05:25 👍 1028 🔁 376 💬 7 📌 25
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 👍 14997 🔁 2988 💬 194 📌 237