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I'm getting really fucking sick of being reminded that people who enthusiastically and arrogantly murder and profit from murder are "also parents."

09.01.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a lot of pearl clutching on the government claiming that there aren't any Epstein files.

This is bad. Trump is furthering the corruption of the Federal government. Hastening its demise.

However, I marvel at how anyone has the nerve to act surprised.

07.07.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"But a poor person might abuse the system."

My answer is "So what?" I'd rather have someone who is in actual need taking the money than the so-called "Leaders."

Besides. There is always someone trying to game the system. You don't throw everything out just to shut that someone down.

07.07.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I seriously doubt it would matter a tit if he did.

04.07.2025 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ren - Money Game (Official Music Video)
Ren - Money Game (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Ren

If you haven't checked out Ren, you really should.

16.06.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think most of America has "Shaken Baby Syndrome." That's not a wisecrack. I think we've been so rattled and jerked around over the last 25 years, America can't find a moment to get our collective head to stop spinning, much less respond to prevent us from falling completely on our face.

13.06.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, Israel attacks Iran.

This will end in tears for everyone, I assure you.

That is all.

13.06.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
'First ever' fault rupture caught on camera
'First ever' fault rupture caught on camera YouTube video by New Scientist

I've always wondered if this could be actually "seen" (It had never been to my knowledge). Well, here it is.

17.05.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's time for intrusive thoughts with Hemp Motley.

When you stuff a chicken inside of a duck inside of a turkey, you get a turducken.

Does that mean if you only stuff a chicken into a turkey, you get a cockgobbler?

That is all.

14.05.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this on a patch, and as an older person, I think it's very apt.

"When things seem especially rough, ask yourself 'Did I just shit my pants today?' If the answer is no, you are doing alright."

We are still alive able.

That is all.

10.05.2025 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a paper plate with a sandwich with googly eyes and arms on it ALT: a paper plate with a sandwich with googly eyes and arms on it

This administration is all baloney, no sandwich.

That is all.

04.05.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good on Greyhound.

But actually, if a search is *without a warrant,* how can it be an actual β€œenforcement”?
β€œSloppy incompetent prejudice”doesn’t count.

30.04.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exactly πŸ’―!!!

26.03.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 18475 πŸ” 3351 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 168
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27.03.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sucking at video games.

04.03.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Monkey Monkey underpants!

If you know, you know.

That is all.

04.03.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Waddaya bet that Elon will use the drop in effectiveness to justify contracting out NASA to SPACEX entirely.

18.02.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to echo Febrile's apology with one of my own. I meant nothing against you or any other Canadian. I see everything Trump does as a sick farce. I realize that this is real for a lot of people. I assumed that Canada would see it as ridiculous as I do. For that, I am genuinely sorry.

17.02.2025 05:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down, dude; nobody aside from Trump wants your country. The whole concept is ridiculous to the point of comedy.

17.02.2025 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You aren't really familiar with sarcasm, are you?

17.02.2025 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This sings to my little black heart.

17.02.2025 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We'll just call the whole place "East Alaska" because we are all about the imaginative names. ;-P

17.02.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if we've hit a limit. The scientific and technological achievement of our smartest outstretching humanity's ability to absorb it.

I worry that we are heading into something akin to the bronze age collapse. Dependent on tech, but unable to truly comprehend it. Resulting in its rejection.

16.02.2025 05:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey. It's not easy being cheesy.

13.02.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#meme #memes #startrek

13.02.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jack's Mannequin-Swim (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
Jack's Mannequin-Swim (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) YouTube video by spork

It is what it is. Can't do anything else but move forward. We are in the deep current and defeat is not an option.

13.02.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Disagree and be friends" works for salad dressing. Ford or Chevy. Philosophy and theology. Yet interestingly, it's usually invoked by those who aren't being targeted or harmed.

The statement itself is a revelation of privilege.

10.02.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

Well…Rats!

10.02.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 5532 πŸ” 1451 πŸ’¬ 180 πŸ“Œ 80
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arnold schwarzenegger is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a plaid shirt . ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a plaid shirt .

This morning is brought to you by Lexipro and Caffeine.

09.02.2025 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0