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@justinlawguy

Olympic silver medalist in rhetorical question drafting (lawyer division). He/him

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07.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Davidson never should have had to apologize.

07.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only have empathy for Raekwan

07.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you think about the little cyber people who just want to see Petra, Raffi?

07.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Driving without a license is a crime sir.

07.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How can you be defending a Canadian after what they did to @anthonymkreis.bsky.social

07.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They knew what they were doing.

07.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How many people would you have to impeach before you empowered somebody who actually agreed that killing Iranian children is even unfortunate?

07.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You still have to pay for Haim.

07.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere in Maine there is a moose better equipped to run for office than Platner. Please stop defending this shit stain people.

06.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Don't kink shame.

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One black guy and it's Tiger Woods.

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

(though if you have only one Indian dish, you are missing out. So many good ones.)

06.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chicken kadai and saag paneer.

06.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 9059 πŸ” 4360 πŸ’¬ 522 πŸ“Œ 607

548 1/2 is only a real address in a Harry Potter book.

06.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Three touchdowns, four field goals.

06.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Think it already has been made

06.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there . ALT: a bald man with glasses is laughing while holding a glass of wine and saying i see what you did there .
06.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope someone recommended the big sick.

06.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May has got to get a tech here, these refs are out of control.

06.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh buddy, The ratio this tweet is going to get.

06.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is this simply anti-Semitic as opposed to anti-muslim or anti-Hindu? You do know there's more than two religions out there.

06.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh.

06.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

13yo: Is Luthen from Andor a good guy or a bad guy?

Me: ......yes......

06.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16421 πŸ” 3340 πŸ’¬ 253 πŸ“Œ 172
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a bald man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says i 'm excited ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says i 'm excited
06.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least there's something to give me a little joy in life.

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exclusively Americans, mostly small donors.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rule 17 is your friend here.

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0