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Matt | 1.FC Union Berlin | Loons | Foodstuffs | Art | Cannabis |No left turn unstoned | Minneapolis | Shake this square world and blast off to Kicksville

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Latest posts by Colonel ⭕️olong @coloneloolong

Every day Taylor Swift encourages Travis Kelce to be a big brave boy and walk by the cat

07.03.2026 01:46 👍 59 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Makes sense.

07.03.2026 01:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahahahagavahyyfr the b gd gh gf ft her ugh uh huh huh if f in b it rd if t g u uh huh dp

HAPPY FRIDAY, SICKOS

07.03.2026 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to my mind palace

07.03.2026 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I shouted "Hey, Sheet-stainer!" in a crowded auditorium and you were the only one that turned around

03.05.2024 13:48 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

06.03.2026 23:11 👍 4191 🔁 592 💬 139 📌 13

I’ve read though that most producers will likely engage in stock buybacks with their windfall but as of earlier this week, the analyst didn’t believe there was an appetite for new rigs. Too much long term policy uncertainty

06.03.2026 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
Who Was John? (Live) by Jerry Garcia Band on Apple Music Song · 1976 · Duration 14:28
06.03.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yo tengo Fragen is good Españeutsch.

06.03.2026 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 05:09 👍 2281 🔁 486 💬 29 📌 0

this girl said she went to taco bell so often that she felt like she needed to tell them she was moving, but felt too awkward to do that, so now she drives across town to go to her taco bell

06.03.2026 04:21 👍 148 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 1

it’s so cool how $2000 e-bikes are coded as toys for rich elitists while $60,000 SUVs and pickup trucks are viewed as necessities for the working class

06.03.2026 03:39 👍 128 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0

FUCK THIS SHIT

06.03.2026 01:29 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

These are the names of the schoolgirls Trump and Hegseth murdered in Iran.

04.03.2026 19:08 👍 174 🔁 116 💬 4 📌 3

Keep your shoes on, folks. In fact, throw on another pair for good measure!

05.03.2026 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As long as she adheres to the Inject Now, Pay Later terms and conditions she can keep it.

05.03.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahahaha

05.03.2026 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DENNIS

14.09.2024 22:40 👍 1955 🔁 576 💬 49 📌 71

Yechel Leiter on CNN really making sure the Israeli propaganda is on point.

“We’re just trying to live in peace with our neighbors!”

Bulllllllllllllshit.

05.03.2026 22:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now Corey Lewandowski has to do lines off of Markwayne Mullins’s ass.

05.03.2026 21:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 👍 4750 🔁 766 💬 83 📌 32

Would be amazing if we could get some non-Minnesotan neighbors plugged in here. Minnesotans have majorly overextended themselves paying their neighbor's rents and we know there is more capacity to chip in from outside the state.

05.03.2026 17:58 👍 20 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 3

Like literally one of the first things you learn is “Hey that shits expensive. Don’t spill it.”

This fkn guy smdh

“How’d they catch you, man? Crazy chase and shout out?”

“Nope. Spilled like 10 kilos right in front of the cops, bro.”

05.03.2026 07:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a succulent chinese meal is being advertised on a red car Alt: a succulent chinese meal is being advertised on a red car
05.03.2026 05:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence

05.03.2026 05:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just having a stroke going on three years now. Gotta be a record.

05.03.2026 02:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ain't Love Funny by Phish on Apple Music Song · 2015 · Duration 4:44
05.03.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve got a beautiful thing going on here.

04.03.2026 19:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🚨AWOOOO FOR RENT RELIEF🚨

04.03.2026 19:03 👍 46 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

OOOOOOOoooooooo

04.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0