Every day Taylor Swift encourages Travis Kelce to be a big brave boy and walk by the cat
Every day Taylor Swift encourages Travis Kelce to be a big brave boy and walk by the cat
Makes sense.
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HAPPY FRIDAY, SICKOS
Welcome to my mind palace
I shouted "Hey, Sheet-stainer!" in a crowded auditorium and you were the only one that turned around
He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.
I’ve read though that most producers will likely engage in stock buybacks with their windfall but as of earlier this week, the analyst didn’t believe there was an appetite for new rigs. Too much long term policy uncertainty
Yo tengo Fragen is good Españeutsch.
this girl said she went to taco bell so often that she felt like she needed to tell them she was moving, but felt too awkward to do that, so now she drives across town to go to her taco bell
it’s so cool how $2000 e-bikes are coded as toys for rich elitists while $60,000 SUVs and pickup trucks are viewed as necessities for the working class
FUCK THIS SHIT
These are the names of the schoolgirls Trump and Hegseth murdered in Iran.
Keep your shoes on, folks. In fact, throw on another pair for good measure!
As long as she adheres to the Inject Now, Pay Later terms and conditions she can keep it.
Hahahaha
DENNIS
Yechel Leiter on CNN really making sure the Israeli propaganda is on point.
“We’re just trying to live in peace with our neighbors!”
Bulllllllllllllshit.
Now Corey Lewandowski has to do lines off of Markwayne Mullins’s ass.
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
Would be amazing if we could get some non-Minnesotan neighbors plugged in here. Minnesotans have majorly overextended themselves paying their neighbor's rents and we know there is more capacity to chip in from outside the state.
Like literally one of the first things you learn is “Hey that shits expensive. Don’t spill it.”
This fkn guy smdh
“How’d they catch you, man? Crazy chase and shout out?”
“Nope. Spilled like 10 kilos right in front of the cops, bro.”
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence
Just having a stroke going on three years now. Gotta be a record.
We’ve got a beautiful thing going on here.
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