jacked hunk

a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

yeah that’s an immediate clock.

incredible to see everyone arguing about a newspaper columnist today like we didn’t just bomb Iran 72 hours ago. if you think he’s a jag, block him. if you think blocking him is for jags, block them. ur never gonna agree and you will absolutely forget every detail of this discourse before May ‘26

If this was an option in the US, I would seriously consider owning a car.

woman with child and a sword called sufferage holding back the ravening beast of war Give Her the Right Weapon and She Will Kill the Beast

Nelson Greene
“Puck”, May 22, 1915

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

oh to frolic in the fields with my big backed horse ✨🫧🥰

💯Almost anything you eat with a fork can be eaten with chopsticks. I just ate a salad with chopsticks. They make cute ones too.

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

The left doesn't hate technology, we hate being exploited: aftermath.site/anthropic-clau...

composite satellite image of Antarctica, the snow & ice appearing as different shades of blue and beige, the sea is black. following three images are variations of this theme.

GUYS have you seen this. antarctica on google maps. go look at it. this is tech struggling to process the Sublime

they invented it

those bus cameras that auto ticket cars parked in the bus lane 🤩

I also immediately thought Coles open mic

we couldn’t get a Mamdani, but we got our very own Eric Adams

they got their margiela tabis on 🥰

security updates only is always the move with apple if you want your device to work for more than 5 years

steepled hands

I’m assembling a team

My bones curled up reading this! very effective

oh my god

🤺back!🤺back you foul dipshit!🤺

“temper tantrums” geeeeetttt beeeennnnttttt

Yeah this makes me feel absolutely nothing

Elden ring flask of crimson tears but it’s red Gatorade

Every time I see an extremely out of place post with less than 5 likes on my “Popular with Friends” feed it is 100% without fail because @chiitan.love liked it. I cannot nail down their taste at all but I appreciate them diversifying my feed.

Jesus Christ I just realized they did this in less than 1 month. How can that even be possible?

that’s so funny yet so real