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Richard Beach

@mrseaside

Short, Nerd, Jew, AFOL, Centrist Dad. Antisemites and judeofascists equally unwelcome. Author of "Ten Lies My Family Told me”. Occasional Gaming Project Director.

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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 👍 15929 🔁 5001 💬 430 📌 303

This is what Badenoch, Farage, the Murdoch press, and Paul Marshall's stable of GB News weirdos want us to get behind, and you know what I'm good, thanks...

06.03.2026 09:02 👍 749 🔁 269 💬 115 📌 21

Can we stop comparing *any* UK leaders with Churchill please? Thatcher wasn’t Churchill, Boris bloody Johnson wasn’t Churchill, and Keir Starmer wasn’t Churchill.

Even Churchill wasn’t the Churchill everyone imagines.

Just shut up about Churchill.

04.03.2026 14:00 👍 1072 🔁 147 💬 71 📌 17

Despite my issues with Starmer and some of the things he has done I would much rather have him in charge during the current Iran crisis than either Badenoch or Farage.

What those two might do doesn't bear thinking about....

#ukpolitics

04.03.2026 11:47 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This is very much not Franklin D. Roosevelt that we're dealing with.

04.03.2026 08:57 👍 153 🔁 33 💬 8 📌 2

Watching Trump’s press conference right now. Nice of him to do a Purim shpeil routine about the UK - Sharia courts, Khan, North Sea energy, windmills and more. I do hope no-one actually believes any of the hilarious joke stuff that he’s saying.

03.03.2026 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone tell the ghost of John Betjeman that there's a new Slough.
"Come, friendly bombs..."

03.03.2026 15:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A bit harsh on the Hessian mercenaries, TBH

03.03.2026 15:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10/10 No notes.

03.03.2026 12:47 👍 2217 🔁 560 💬 15 📌 19
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"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

03.03.2026 08:16 👍 6591 🔁 1563 💬 91 📌 45

A conclusion I am increasingly reaching is that the state of Israel is behaving in a way that demands immense critique and criticism, and also that there is probably no way to have an anti-Israel political movement that does not raise the level of ambient antisemitism to at least some degree.

03.03.2026 00:59 👍 275 🔁 37 💬 20 📌 9

My jaw hit the floor at this. Then I realised - she's right, insofar as *she* doesn't need international law to mouth off about the a global crisis - BUT the actual PM of a serious nuclear power *does* need to think carefully about international law before making any commitments!

02.03.2026 16:00 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, too many adverbs in that skeet.

02.03.2026 15:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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UK launches operation to support thousands of Britons in Middle East Officials are understood to be working on plans to evacuate British nationals, should airspace remain closed.

This is what all those ex-pats in Dubai paid their taxes for.
Oh, hang on, they didn't.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

02.03.2026 15:22 👍 34 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

The awful thing is, I can immediately think of people I know who would be perfectly capable of finding this story truly relatable

02.03.2026 15:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Obviously, there's absolutely no way in which supporting this kind of attitude could possibly come back to bite British Jews in the arse....

02.03.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation “Epic Fury”

A small point, but it would be nice if US military actions weren’t named by a committee of 14-year-old boys.

28.02.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Certain people: a 52/48 result on a low turnout in a consultative referendum is an emphatic mandate to fuck the country forever

Same people: this massive electoral defeat for us is because woke moslems cheated

27.02.2026 12:50 👍 73 🔁 25 💬 1 📌 0
As I watched Polanski celebrate, I paraphrased the line Robert Bolt gave Sir Thomas More in A Man for all Seasons

“Why Zach, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world. . . but for Gorton and Denton!”

As I watched Polanski celebrate, I paraphrased the line Robert Bolt gave Sir Thomas More in A Man for all Seasons “Why Zach, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world. . . but for Gorton and Denton!”

A fantastic paraphrasing from @nickcohen.bsky.social this morning:

27.02.2026 12:04 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 11 📌 2

You're a Stannis Stan?

(BTW, is "Stannisstan" what the Westeros Daily Mail would have called King's Landing had Stannis won the war and allowed more than a handful of migrants to settle there?)

26.02.2026 15:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane. And Lloyd Bridges in Airplane.

Lloyd Bridges in Airplane. And Lloyd Bridges in Airplane.

26.02.2026 11:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Restore Britain will, without apology or fear, deport the third world orcs who break into our country, rape young women and then expect the British to tolerate their presence.

There is finally a political party that will defend our home, our people, our shires.

Restore Britain.

Restore Britain will, without apology or fear, deport the third world orcs who break into our country, rape young women and then expect the British to tolerate their presence. There is finally a political party that will defend our home, our people, our shires. Restore Britain.

The UK parliament now has an MP who is openly racist and far right. This is, for the current era, new ground, and it will be interesting to see how - if at all – other MPs respond.

25.02.2026 10:38 👍 555 🔁 251 💬 81 📌 77
Spider-man meme, obvs.

Spider-man meme, obvs.

23.02.2026 22:14 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They really are treating Mandelson like royalty, it seems.

23.02.2026 17:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's hilariously misguided - or a deliberate lie.

23.02.2026 15:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You cannot understand the origins of antisemitism in Britain, still less how to tackle it today, if you purport to believe that the heritage or experience of Jews and Christians has been a shared and mutual identity across the centuries

22.02.2026 18:57 👍 181 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 1

Trump is not only the worst human on the planet, but a a black hole for human goodness and decency - everything he does pleases the worst of us and demoralises the best of us. He's everything I hope I'm not.

23.02.2026 15:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

retro-woke America, 1926

the White House of 100 years ago is, via Wrong Twitter, now saying:

no you're not

#embolismbyApril

23.02.2026 14:53 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

"The only way we can defeat ethno-nationalism is by deporting all the black and brown people" suffers from one small logical flaw...

23.02.2026 11:22 👍 620 🔁 139 💬 25 📌 9

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

16.09.2025 07:25 👍 2949 🔁 778 💬 5 📌 3