Zerthyam

"He gave me a code to follow. A pirate's code. Rule 1: don't cause a mutiny."

I think Dexter would have been a much better and realistic show if instead of some imaginary dad figure following Dexter, it was an actual ghost pirate from the 16th century.
"Yaaargh, shiver their timber, Dex, plunder they booties".
At least then he would have a believable motivation for killing.

>if you're above the age of 20

???

This is how it would've looked like according to some rocks and stones that we fed every bit of information we have available.

Cringelangelo painting the roofs of the Diddyope at the Chudican back in Mesopotamian period.

Modern gaming is all about asking deep philosophical questions, sometimes it's hard to find an answer to them. Such as with the recent release of Resident Evil Requiem, which poses a question that has been keeping up me up at night. Would I rather crack Grace or get cracked by Leon?

Niggas be pulling and pushing shit on github, I'm over here pulling bitches.

A screenshot of a browser game titled "NENDO-GUESSR" where a player has successfully guessed the displayed Nendoroid figure. On the left is a promotional image of the Yang Xiao Long Nendoroid, showing her with voluminous bright yellow hair, purple eyes, and her signature brown and yellow outfit with gauntlets. On the right, a column of guess boxes displays the player's attempt history from bottom to top: a blank red incorrect guess, a second red incorrect guess for "Shinobu Oshino," and a third green correct guess for "Yang Xiao Long." Below the image and guesses, text confirms "The character was: Yang Xiao Long" next to an empty character name input field and an orange "TRY AGAIN" button. Small footer text at the very bottom credits Good Smile Company.

out of boredom i put together a guesser game for nendoroids; you get a small square that slowly reveals more of the character until you guess it or fail

check it out nendoguessr.com

She call me her Scrub Daddy the way I lick her asshole clean.

Netflix and chill? Yeah, we gonna be watching your Twin Peaks, ayyyy

Chivalry ain't dead, I still think yous all are fyne shyts.

I love Pekora, she is the psychicpebbles of Japan.

Hey baby, I know you blocked me, but I still hope you check my posts. I wrote you a rap song:
I hop in the trunk
I lop on your funk
You're going to find it strange
But I still love you babe
(Yeah bitch)
I still love you baby
I'm sorry about your hamster
I just wanted to be a gangster

Yea, I was dropped as a child. BASSDROPPED THAT IS!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

While you're plowing my wife, I'm plowing my pillow before sleep, so its all fluffy and comfortable.

Suicide internet theory.

Whenever you argue with someone online, it's probably me, and this is how my Gemini history looks like. I have no interests, hobbies, anyone I care about or love. My life is for one and only one purpose only. To get into arguments and WIN. GTFO tourist, stay mad and touch grass.

Hey so since everything is made out protons and decepticons, does that mean I could, like, swirl air around in my mouth, randomly shuffling their molecules, until it forms into weed and just get high from that?

Everybody talking how everyone is on the Epstein list, but no one talking about how Michael Jordan IS NOT on the list!

THAT'S WHY HE THE GOOOOAAAAT!!!!

Pink is OUT!!!!
All you strawberry looking bitches FUCK OFF!
It's Cherry season!!!!

Walum balum ooga booga

I propose a new gender neutral term for texans:
Texax.
Usage in a sentence:
That texax didn't pay his tax.

I don't care for the male pattern baldness, I'm only trying to cure it so that Turkey goes bankrupt.

Our society was doomed from the moment when the girls in those japanese cartoons stopped going "Kyaa~ S-s-senpai... you make my heart go dokidoki" and started going "Bruh~ R-r-r-rizzler... you make my 67 go skibidi..."

Born to sleep, forced to "4 hours until your alarm".

Why the fuck is the Dyson Sphere so expensive? We could build like 5 Philips Spheres for that.

Pro tip for switch 2 users: remove the satan's foreskin it comes with.

Did you know? The term "sandbox" game actually comes from the fact that a popular 90s sandbox city builder game "Pharoah" came in a sand colored box case?

Gaming has become too woke. Today, I heard some gamers say they got "softlocked" in a video game. Back in my days, we just said, "Gay baby jail," but I guess that's no longer PC to say, huh?