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Making women's football my entire personality since 2024. LCFC Women🦊 | WSL | Lionesses | Any other damn thing you might need https://linktr.ee/chrlprksftbll/ πŸŽ™οΈ @whyalwaysshe.bsky.social ✍🏻 @thehalfwayline.bsky.social

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06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure they've been sold a "vision" or a "project", but what does that matter to you if you just want to play football? And how do you build a project if it's just a revolving door of splashy signings?

06.03.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Already seen a very solid WSL player in Katie Zelem have to leave 6 months after arriving due to lack of minutes. Massive signing like Geyoro in and out of the team. How is a recruitment policy like this sustainable? Who'll really want to go and play there, young, established or otherwise?

06.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Been thinking about this a bit more this morning and it's just the very pinnacle of LCL's recruitment policy. Three aging (all younger than me mind πŸ™ƒ) former megastars who are all still quality, but where does it leave the promising younger talents in those positions, like Lete, Godfrey & SangarΓ©?

06.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Earps to LCL is almost too obvious to be believable

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of petty analysis I live for. No skin in this game other than I generally can't stand managers moaning about the other team rather than taking account for their own performance.

05.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think he did get booked in the end they were showing the replay when he did.

04.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Wheeler's on Fire A love letter to one of the WSL's most under-the-radar but consistent performers as she finally got her moment in the spotlight for the Matildas in their Asian Cup opener.

From Matt on Substack ✍🏻

Giving Clare Wheeler her flowers; one of the WSL's most under-the-radar consistent performers and POTM for the Matilda's Asian Cup opener.

04.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Switching the wingers made a big difference here

03.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am nearly asleep

03.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bit of a head scratcher. Player like Jess Park who can create something out of nothing and she's just sort of playing a bit part at the moment. I don't think she's carried the ball once?

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Credit to Ukraine for staying compact and defending well, but England need to start taking some risks. 85% possession with 4 shots on target. Feels like a passing drill rather than a game of football at the moment.

03.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snap!
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03.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More of that please Hempo.

03.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm going to need someone other than Wubben-Moy to try something audacious/creative or I will simply fall asleep

03.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody shoot?

03.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Side note: I thought I was losing my mind as I was sure Greenwood was in the squad this camp and I must've missed something. She was, but has a "minor muscle injury".

03.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see Wubben-Moy get a start as well. I may be wrong but I don't think this backline has played together for England before, but you've got three from the same club and they're all solid, consistent performers so I'm chill with it.

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to say Greenwood isn't good there, and the waters are certainly muddied perhaps by her playing more regularly there for City of later, I personally would prefer to have her at CB.

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously LB is a position very much up for debate at the moment, but I think Hinds feels like the most logical candidate even when Greenwood is available.

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Actually, it might be the other way round.

03.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also fell into this trap. I was thinking there's no way you should have a soft cheese in a double pivot with Halloumi, which doesn't feel robust enough. But going by names Halloumi is 100% the midfield battler/enforcer while Camembert is bringing the flair.

03.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clare Wheeler masterclass in the first half against the Philippines. Matt in dreamland.

01.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will never not have love for Lize Kop

23.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit me that's beautiful from Fernandez

23.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am! πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

23.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do think someone needs to tell Spurs that they don't need to play every minute of every game with the pace and energy of a cocker spaniel puppy. It's very entertaining, but it's a high wire act.

23.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Olsson 100% handball on the second goal as well. Another fun day of officiating in the women's game. πŸ™ƒ

22.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0