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Finally, Justice For Cricket!!! Sure, Trump’s unprovoked attack against Iran has been considered widely unpopular; however, the change of scenery alone has Minnesota stress farts down 90%. Something Kristi Noem couldn’t fix, even…

Finally, Justice For Cricket!!!
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Trump To Troops: “What Would Jesus Do?” In case you were wondering how the Trump regime plans to sell Operation Election Fury, the answer all depends on the makeup of their target audience. If you’re an Israeli, it’s about nu…

Trump To Troops: "What Would Jesus Do?"
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Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!? So now that Operation Epstein Fury is underway, and Donald Trump has killed Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei. Doing what 86 years, terminal cancer, and a wayward bowel movement could’ve easily done, but w…

Does Trump Believe A 9/11-Like Terror Attack Will Make America Great Again?!?
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I wish they stuffed this bobble-eyed tool into a locker!!

FBI Confirms: “Guthrie not being held in Italian Bud Light.”

Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!? Today, Donald Trump held a gathering of the “Board of Peace.” Picture a collection of Skeletor-like warlords but with far thinner skin. And what, you ask, was so important to the American “peace” a…

Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!?
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Why Does No One Mention Monica Seles Lived At Mar-A-Largo With Trump, At 17?!? When it comes to Tookie Trump, The Meidas Touch Network is always first with the receipts. Who needs the DOJ, when you can have an all-access pass to the Epstein Files for the price of a YouTube su…

Why Does No One Mention Monica Seles Lived At Mar-A-Largo With Trump, At 17?!?
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ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!! So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even…

ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!
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Sounds a lot like a brochure for Epstein Island!!

After that episode, I almost came this 🤏🏽 close to reading the iTunes user agreement!

Brown-Nose Bondi Reveals Her True Colors Also Stink Like Sh*t!!! Pam Bondi testified under oath in front of Congress yesterday so she could address the Epstein survivors in person, in the hopes that if she physically turned her back on them, they might finally g…

Brown-Nose Bondi Reveals Her True Colors Also Stink Like Sh*t!!!
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Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’ Last summer, when I wrote, “Trump prays he’s in the Epstein files less than Jesus is in the Bible.” I presumed I was crafting a joke, not foreshadowing a brainless fear-monger’s path like the…

Trump: 'Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would've Never Gone Platinum!!!'
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The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!! Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himse…

The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!
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Gabbard Blames Shadow For Groundhog Day Whistleblower Cover-Up!!! So, yesterday was Groundhog Day, the only day of the year when the biggest shadow in weather forecasting isn’t Al Roker’s. That honor goes to Punxsutawney Phil. The groundhog ICE mistakenly chased …

Gabbard Blames Shadow For Groundhog Day Whistleblower Cover-Up!!!
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The Weaponization Of The Epstein Files!!! The DOJ was obligated by law to release the Epstein files, in their entirety, on December 19th of last year. However, Pam Bondi has intentionally disrespected the law and the sexual abuse survivors…

The Weaponization Of The Epstein Files!!!
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Pepe Le Pew-Tin Puppet Strikes Again!!! On its own, yesterday’s FBI raid on Fulton County, Georgia’s election infrastructure, is the kind of nightmare fuel that makes Freddy Krueger contemplate early retirement. And that’s before we lear…

Pepe Le Pew-Tin Puppet Strikes Again!!!
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Trouble In Parad-ICE?!? Trump’s immigration enforcement has clearly hit an ICE-berg and is rapidly taking on more water than his lower limbs. But instead of going down with the ship, Trump’s band of MAGA misfits has turne…

Trouble In Parad-ICE?!?
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Is ICE Losing Its Grip?!? It’s official, Greg Bovino, Trump’s snack-sized border bitch has been demoted from the front lines in Minnesota, so he can primarily focus on his true passion, drowning Mexicans in obscurity. And w…

Is ICE Losing Its Grip?!?
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We’re Being Lie To, We’re Being Murdered…Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!! Donald Trump, a man who wants to protect Americans from immigrants so much that he’s willing to kill every citizen just to prove it. Renee Good and Alex Pretti weren’t collateral damage; they were …

We're Being Lie To, We're Being Murdered...Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!
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Guess Who Earned $1.4+ Billion This Year?!? The New York Times is reporting that Donald Trump has pocketed more than $ 1.4 billion since moving back into a Melania-less White House. No doubt the most conservative underestimate of Trump’s net…

Guess Who Earned $1.4+ Billion This Year?!?
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The Art Of The Concept!!! Congratulations, Shitler, it took only 75 years, and the remaining respect of America’s allies for you to understand the concepts of a Greenland Deal that President Truman finalized when you were 4…

The Art Of The Concept!!!
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