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guy who made up their own battle pass to use as incentive to get stuff done around the house
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overworld update
just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen
a real bluesky user would go โermmmmm you really shouldโve gotten rid of those 2 years agoโฆ good job I guessโฆโ
but fr this is very good and cool good job woohoo! :)
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
everythings transgender game if u game and u trangender
Everytime you report this Blรฅhaj a transphobe dies.
gm
HEY UHHH, I KNOW LIKE A BUNCH OF DATA FORENSICS PEOPLE AND DATA SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO DECODE THESE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS BUT UHHH HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING CLAUDE AND TELLING IT TO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES?
Sorry if this has been answered somewhere else, but is this going to be your next commercial project? Excited either way!
I finally broke 1,000,000 in Utopia Must Fall ^_^ now I can stop playing until the next update
i donated about how luigi is canonically a he/him lesbian during GDQ and they didn't read it, which honestly is fair
nintemdo ds
redraw of a screenshot i really like
A robin bird standing in a bakery counter's box of croissants, its feathers are kind of croissant colored, and the listed price is just 0.69 Euro
what an affordable bird
Trasgernder
new chess variant:
- if i blunder we restart the game
in life, there will be terraria update 1.4.5
New Year's Resolution #1:
Be more gay
A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.
A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.
This is my comfort
you could talk about moths
@dcellgames.com who are / who drew these two characters you can use as stickers when making your poster for ch3. me and my boyfriend are now using this for us
SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.
Become ungovernable
I love my dog coded catboy
