Bilbo Fett

Just chilling at SeaTac airport
#seatac #fliying

Fresh #tattoo #starwars

I think I'm moving, for a dream job. Unless I'm dreaming.
#infosec #relocating.

Silver circle key ring that reads 'Giddy up Sparkle Farts there's Chaos to Spread'

Friend of my wife gave me this key ring for Christmas lol. So accurate

I need a change of pace & scenery. Anyone need a Vulnerability Management/DLP/Incident Response security peep, and is remote or located in #Nashville, #Austin or #Atlanta? 13+ years doing the things at Microsoft, and now after a good break I'm ready to relocate and do cool stuff again

Charlie Brown #christmas donuts from #krispykreme highly recommended

Welp, 1000 levels of solitaire is enough for anyone. Time to uninstall

Ugh, my Orbi router is flashing white, aka firmware update problems. I guess I'll spend the day getting it back online

I'd love to relocate somewhere far from the PNW, and go on a new adventure. Just need to find the right role to do that with.

I resigned from my position at #bigtech and have been laying low, looking for the next thing to go do. Maybe that's being #Amish.

Actually, I'm looking at this as the next big adventure. I'd love to relocate somewhere totally new.
Anyone needs a #VulnerabilityManagement SME?

Ooh I need this

Ooh I need it!

@wajali.bsky.social on Bluesky Is Trump's Declining Health Driving the MAGA Rush to Autocracy? Donald Trump is an aging, criminal vulgarian with cankles and a troublesome wound he's trying to hide on his right forehand. The MAGA ramp-up on fascism could be a sign their King is ailing. https://open.substack.com/pub/thelefthook/p/is-trumps-declining-health-driving?r=36kin&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

Weird how Fat Nixon's dictatorial extremism suddenly surged in the last month, hmm?

Almost as if he's on a clock knowing JD Vance doesn't have the same hold on MAGA that he does.

Anyone looking for an enterprise-scale Vulnerability Management/Threat Intelligence/Incident Response/DLP engineer/analyst looking for the next cool thing to protect?
I've been doing this for 15+ years in the same place and want a new challenge.
Let me know.
#cybersecurity #VulnerabilityManagement

So this is what a 'sabbatical' is like...

A mandarin orange peel skillfully peeled in one piece. It kinda looks like a person jogging, with the stem's dimple at butt / crotch level. All on a dinner tray from the zoo.

My wife was peeling an orange, which reminded me of the TTRPG world mapping technique of tracing the peel for a continent's shape.
Told my kids, splayed it out and... it's a dude running with his bhole out.

Cool, ok. Let's not draw this one.

#Halestorm just wrapped up, @volbeatofficial.bsky.social up next!! #volbeat #CascadesAmphitheater #concert

Going to see @volbeatofficial.bsky.social & #Halestorm tomorrow at #Ridgefield #CascadeAmphitheater. Can't wait!! #volbeat

4th of July campfire

Recovering from @wutangforchildren.bsky.social in Portland last night
#wutangclan. Amazing show!!

It’s coming back later this fall!! I can’t wait!! I’ll announce it everywhere. :)

Row 33 @wutangforchildren.bsky.social can't wait! #wutang #portland @modacenter.bsky.social

@wutangforchildren.bsky.social coming to see #wutang in Portland this week!

Only 2 more days until I'm the only middle aged white guy at the #WuTangClan concert in #Portland.
Who's with me? #shaolin #genx

@dcorsetto.bsky.social Spencer's, where's more #ElephantTown ? Love your work!

Got a Bow Man tattoo, in tribute to my uncle and our family name, Bowman

1/2 sleeve finally finished
##xmen #tattoo