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Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

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Luke Kornet contested the Hawk's Magic City Monday by jumping straight up and down from a safe distance

The four teams that make the conference finals pick last.

5th place team gets the 1.01

okay, looks good, but what did i tell you about the sideburns? you should lose em.

indecision meme: button that says ken jennings button that says "a selection fo america's most unpopular assholes"

every day that passes it becomes more absurd that jeopardy bosses were in a cold sweat trying to replace trebek

the cia intervened to make these unpopular

Put on a coat, bro. What is $100 to you, you're gonna waste it anyway. Polluting the environment, might I add.

$100 is basically worthless to you. To the investor class, he's setting up Giannis Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr for life. It would be unethical *not* to take that money from you, broke ass.

You gotta understand, Giannis already has generational wealth--he's thinking about his legacy.

You say, "how much money does he need?", but when he's stealing $100 worth of heating oil from you, he's not seeing $100, he's seeing $1,000,000 for his great great great great grandson. Now do you see?

fun game I just invented: trying to spell southern indidigenous-derived place names in italian

way down yonder on the
🤌Ciattahucci🤌

wow

tbf wasn't she trying to hear a song?

amazing blog torontolife.com/deep-dives/m...

How to win in November

you may not like it, but this is what an optimal crossword grid looks like

Rich Yorick Poor Yorick

I’ll be honest I don’t even really like
mushrooms on pizza but these ones look good!

15 replies deep demanding to know if the pepperoni is all-beef

100-59

Pure heat check three from Vassell

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Gap: Unfortunately our 3rd party delivery service has lost your package
Me: Can I get a refund?
Gap: Good news, the package has been found and is being returned to us. It's marked as delivered.
Me: Delivered to me or delivered to you?
Gap: Your account has now been flagged for fraud, goodbye.

that's a prince of a paladin

turning a big dial that says "Rock" on it and constantly looking back at my CIA handlers for approval

isaiah thomas at a press conference holding up a cavs jersey that reads "ALWAYS BELIEVE 2007"

another great SVU Jersey Moment was isaiah thomas, who played 15 career games with the cavs, going to new york and presenting a rescued girl with a cavs jersey commemorating the year of her kidnapping

It's been an awful winter, but soon it'll be April! and I'll go to a baseball game and it'll be 50 and gray and damp and the wind will cut through me and I'll be shivering and miserable by the third inning and my hot chocolate will already be cold and I'll think to myself, "this sucks so much ass."

mfer pushed the chair in

anakin padme meme i named my son pilot after the grandaddy song about a cool and smart pilot?

karen o 10 x 10