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The most online former A-10 basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer. My only character flaw is that I love the Boston Celtics.

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Knew I had to transfer from WVU when we had our end of season banquet with like 1,000 people there and Beilein presented me an award for “Most Generous.”

06.03.2026 13:05 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Plays basketball.

04.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Irrationally nervous about the Big XII playing actual basketball games on that glass floor.

04.03.2026 12:59 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A message from Luke Kornet regarding the race for the season-long Tommy Award
A message from Luke Kornet regarding the race for the season-long Tommy Award YouTube video by NBC Sports Boston

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03.03.2026 12:57 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Is he old enough to run? I’m serious here. A progressive dude from the south who can hoop. Plus, Tr*mp and V*nce won’t be able to hide their giddiness about how tall he is.

03.03.2026 12:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Luke Kornet 2028

03.03.2026 12:52 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

A shortage of large passenger charter planes due to DHS paying 10x the usual rates to ferry kidnapped migrants is threatening NCAA Tournament travel plans

03.03.2026 02:53 👍 789 🔁 309 💬 16 📌 16

Mans had everyone rocking the knee-high socks.

03.03.2026 03:21 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will also mention that my team won by about 30. Just thought you should know that part as well.

03.03.2026 01:56 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They had 2 American on their roster who were overseas hooper vets. We got to hang for a bit, and they told me it was by far their favorite place to play. They specifically mentioned the people and the food.

03.03.2026 01:52 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is an obvious statement. But I mean it. When I was playing 🏀 in Hungary, we had a game against a team from Iran, and I remember people from back home being like “whaaat?!”

03.03.2026 01:50 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I wish more Americans bothered to learn about the many wonderful aspects of Iran and its people.

03.03.2026 01:47 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

This archetype is big on the “they were practically asking for it” defense…

28.02.2026 22:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s compost soda. But I kinda have a taste for it.

28.02.2026 21:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Made ranch water using spindrift instead of topo chico and was just told it tastes like a swamp.

28.02.2026 21:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

More: basketnews.com/news-242112-...

28.02.2026 14:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh, not for nothing, but there’s also a Euro League hoops tourney happening in Abu Dhabi right now…

28.02.2026 14:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

This isn’t gonna go well.

28.02.2026 11:56 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pretty sure they just returned to their table and kept drinking, and we finished our meal laughing.

27.02.2026 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My brother visited me after his 1st season w the Raps. We went to Chicken Bones to grab a bite. It was like 7pm on a Wed. In the middle of our meal, a drunk girl ran up and punched him in the face. Her friend grabbed her and goes “Sorry, we thought you weee someone else!” This to me, was Morgantown.

27.02.2026 17:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck. Yes. Bent Willie’s was a thing too… I remember viewing that as a boujee spot though. 😂

27.02.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I only ever went to places my teammates took me: Elements, Lazy Lizard, Chickin Bones… Spots that welcomed underaged basketball players.

27.02.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow. Been a minute since I’ve thought about Wings Olé. Thank you. Any other gems you guys wanna remember?

27.02.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Pittsnogle was so electric, people completely forget how incredible D’or was.

27.02.2026 13:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Listen, I’m happy for Pittsnogle. But also, in college I remember asking him what he was gonna do if basketball didn’t work out and his response was “I don’t know, probably become a professional bowler.” He was dead serious. And big part of me wishes we could experience that outcome too.

27.02.2026 13:22 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

It me.

27.02.2026 03:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like this is primarily a question of: are you 25 years old or 50 years old? I actually think the beer would be the hardest part for me at this point. I’m sure I could get through 10 miles even if I allocated 3+ hours to that part out the gate.

27.02.2026 03:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does the 10 miles have to be in one go? Or could I break that up?

27.02.2026 02:15 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Honestly, weird list!!

27.02.2026 02:09 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The Hornets are the new Pistons.

27.02.2026 02:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0