remember, kids: never try
05.03.2026 19:21
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remember, kids: never try
Palette Swap is turning 2🥳
Palette Swap has officially been around for 2 years, and we're celebrating all month long with some special promotions!🧵
it's worth noting: I redid our budget for this year and 100% of the money we make from Patreon is going to our freelance contributors! we just raised our rates and I would love to do it again!
This is what the Resistance looks like
found an “all-you-can-pet” baby goat farm
deal of a lifetime
i am too scared to google if the brother still lives
OH MY GOD
it was a simpler time
TWO NEW EPISODES COMING OUT TODAY ON PATREON
if only i could remember the URL 😥
OH MY GOD
IT’S CALLED HILL STREET BLUES
BECAUSE COPS WEAR BLUE
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNEW
so long, phil spencer
A man in a black and white photo next to the key art for Mario Kart 64. HEADLINE: Gamer Easily Crushes Dead Dad’s Mario Kart Record.
A local gamer went viral after detailing an encounter with his late father in Mario Kart 64.
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My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
We've launched a second YouTube channel!
www.youtube.com/@PaletteSwap...
NEW TLP OUT NOW:
"John Pork Is Calling"
...do you accept?
youtu.be/7dhhDT7k3C0
The new Ace Attorney amiibo will reportedly have some “objections” to any pirated software on your Nintendo Switch family of systems.
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A local barista developed second thoughts about proposing to his girlfriend after encountering a foreboding save point.
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A local gamer went viral after detailing an encounter with his late father in Mario Kart 64.
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Phil Spencer in a nightgown and nightcap, holding a candle. HEADLINE: Visit From Three Christmas Ghosts Convinces Phil Spencer To Fire Additional Staff.
Phil Spencer was visited by three Christmas ghosts who subsequently convinced him the true meaning of “shareholder value.”
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Crash, donning a new jacket and cool sunglasses as "Christopher." HEADLINE: Aging Crash Bandicoot Prefers to Go By “Christopher.”
“Life… is a collectathon,” said Christopher, in a LinkedIn post. “It’s in this spirit that I ask you to follow my recently ‘refreshed’ account for business advice, takes on the day’s news, and perhaps even a meme or two. 😁”
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topical comedy from a timeless legend
The "DENIED" and "APPROVED" stamps from the game Papers, Please. HEADLINE: Wish-Fulfillment Game ‘Papers, Please’ Imagines World Where Immigration Officers Are Regularly Punished.
The visionary game from Lucas Pope imagines a highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful world where immigration officers are held accountable.
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Video game: "Press Start To Begin!"
Me: *presses A*
Video Game: *Goes into the main menu*
Me: "Yeah that's right you lil bitch"
chat, is this article i wrote for @paletteswap.site real?
A TV remote featured over the key art for Stranger Things. HEADLINE: Secret Stranger Things Finale Found By Pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Tubi, Crackle, Mute, Netflix.
Stranger Things fans discovered a secret code you can enter on your remote to watch the hidden bonus finale Netflix was too afraid to air.
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IT'S REAL! I wrote this guide to find the *actual* ending to Stranger Things #conformitygate
Scientists HATE him! He just killed everyone
I got this exclusive interview with Instructor Mooselini's sister, Sista Mooseha, for @paletteswap.site
