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Some dude who pretends to be a coyote on the Internet. Flyer of aircraft. Fighter of fires. Eater of burritos. Part time Shep.

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My wife would probably 100 percent agree

11.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like ordering the "Thai Spicy" from my local Thai place even they look at my pasty Caucasian ass and are like "are you sure?"

11.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My roommate probably thought I was nuts tiptoeing around explaining what those aircraft do and why they'd be relocated to airports in the middle of nowhere. XD

11.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I once saw two E6s and an E4 landing unannounced at my small local airport and I pretty much made this face and immediately checked the DEFCON level

11.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TACAMO birds are always up doing training things.

11.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amusing myself by watching the dudes with super lifted pickup trucks slow to a crawl to go over the potholes on Main St and almost getting rear ended by the normal sized cars who aren't paying attention.

09.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy β€œMy dashboard clock is displaying the correct time again” day to all who celebrate.

08.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay Dr. Abbot is back!

#ThePitt

07.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I love this show

07.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! Currently binging my way through season 2 now. :3

06.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which episode is it?

06.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like comparing a Crown Vic Police Interceptor with a Lincoln Towncar. Same base platform but two totally different cars built for different things.

04.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I have to say something.

The F 15s that were shot down over Kuwait were F 15E's, aka the Strike Eagle, aka the Mud Hen, or passenger jet. Not to be confused with the F 15C, an air superiority fighter which still maintains its 104-0 record.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

04.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my.

01.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Chrome user I can affirm that this feature also exists there.

24.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I agree

24.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in the hospital after my car accident they’d give me morphine after jostling me around for MRIs and it was the best shit ever XD

Like within seconds the pain was gone and I was just like πŸ₯°

24.02.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a reason why it was included in β€œcough remedies” for the longest time XD

24.02.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still love them though. XD

24.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My chief complaint with the large carnivores in the Jurassic series is that they’re always trying to eat the people. Wouldn’t that be equivalent to us being like β€œoh look a peanut” in terms of caloric content and thus not be worth the energy to pursue?

24.02.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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24.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny watching Jurassic Park as a kid I didn’t like Ian Malcom because I saw him as a Debbie downer trying to ruin everyone’s fun but revisiting the films as an adult he was the voice of reason.

Also Jeff Goldblum played the character masterfully.

24.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘†

24.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still have some screenshots saved.

22.02.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He does however, like the bean burrito. They are efficiently designed.

20.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And now at Taco Bell.

First reaction to a soft taco:

β€œOh! This looks like Doner kebab!”

*eats*

β€œI do not think I could be friends with anyone who enjoys this.”

20.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGlazed donut holes? You kinky fucks.”

19.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Took my German brother in law to Walmart for the first time because he wanted to experience true America.

His reaction to various products and poking fun at American consumerism was hilarious

19.02.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've always said I'd love to see Sasha offering her brand of personal training to my own blond shep, just been waiting until I have the budget for it. :3

A YCH would be neat though.

16.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0