Gyro Protagonist

You can't have a "meme war" outside of Metal Gear Solid 4 stop saying that shit.

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits?

Shoulda hit him with Ol’ Reliable

I like that the firms detailed as being “well-run” with “low cultural impact” are the one with the leadership that bet on whether or not their employees would get sick during the pandemic and the one that stole artifacts from overseas to sell to church ladies

Terror Alert Level:

being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck

[wrong buzzer goes off] sorry the answer is buying 12 Warlord Titans www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/m...

People are trying to Slay the Spire because they can’t counter any of its arguments

Wish Town Talk was real

At the end of every civ game once it hits the last few years and im overpowered I inevitably get bored and start stirring shit with every other civilisation. This impulse it turns out also exists within the United States of America

You may want to see like what options have the more recently updated miniatures. Like for example, I love Aeldari, and Combat Patrols can be a very cost-effective way to pick up minis, but the Dire Avengers that comprise most of the Aeldari Patrol out currently are an old sculpt that sucks to build

Might be the first Kennedy in history to actually try to get shot in the head

Congratulations to Tommy Tallarico for winning his Senate primary. Maybe at last with the awesome power of the federal government behind it the Intellivision Amico will see the light of day

Now is a good time with the 500 Worlds expansion. The new Necron models for that look sick as hell

Once had a customer at a job piss in a single-person bathroom with the door open while talking on speakerphone

I’m putting together a team

Going from Grace to Leon in RE9

If he’s preventing skin then it seems to be working

Was really hoping we were going to get a secret third villain faction at the end of the game from what the level design was teasing but no dice. Hopefully in the third game!

I dunno, even at my most cynical, do not think I could’ve predicted how stupid and cruel this country would become

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

Listening to this new Cryptic Shift record in a post-Absolute Elsewhere world

Btw, if you are following the Anthropic debacle, and Minnesota is fresh in your mind, consider the limits your government was not willing to budge on, according to the Anthropic CEO: www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

I have a fond memory of saying “What the fuck” in unison with Tommy the first time you run into one of those sphincter doors