Christopher Sebela

evergreen post, because i just saw that the 3rd and final (please) THE STRANGERS movie is now available and i 100% know it is gonna be unenjoyable and probably rage-inducing, but the garbage can in the corner of my soul needs food too

i keep reading the title of DC's "All In" as "Allin" and writing fanfic in my head about GG Allin showing up as a big archvillain fighting Superman in a jockstrap and combat boots

Wes Anderson's KOYAANISQATSI. The same Phillip Glass score but now accompanying 90 minutes of centered shots of eames chairs, ornate rooms and vintage luggage. Not a single person appears on-screen.

the portability is where little dogs completely demolish bigger dogs in the rankings

sure, they're replacing one DHS monster with another, but the prisoner with their head on the chopping block is allowed to laugh a little between when the first executioner cuts off their toes and the second one shows up

true. plus when i bathe her, i have to smear peanut butter on the side of the tub to distract her, so she's probably confused when there's none hovering in mid-air.

another morning of the slightest of drizzles when i open the front door with my dog in her harness and my hydroaverse dog looking at me like i'm an absolute moron for thinking she'll take one step out there

i’m legit impressed, like you helped sculpt the face of god (not capital g god, but one of those lesser ones)

including tonight's viewing, i have probably watched and enjoyed HARDCORE HENRY more than anyone involved in the production of the movie

thanks! if i was gonna continue the story, it would just be like Charlie and Circe on a nice long vacation or something gentle like that.

only dog in the dogpark but my dog is a nerd who just wants to chew sticks, so this is perfect to her

"Gay Chicken" was a thing for bit, where dudes would make like they were about to full mouth kiss and the loser was the one who pulled away first.

it could be next door neighbors with the Rashida Jones episode

Gofundmes of the future: DONATE TO PAY MY AI BILLS BEFORE THEY DELETE MY DEAD PARENTS

i'm just here to post dumb little things about my dumb little time on this dumb little planet

whenever Tilly Norwood gets brought up i always think of her in terms of applying to join a superhero team.

"so what powers do you have?"
"i sort of look and act like a person."
"right, we also do that, what about you is special though?"
"i don't exist at all."

kirsten eats salad with her hands, jake looks concerned, they both have glasses of wine in front of them, the sun is out

you have the power of time travel but you can only travel back to 2003 and you have to stare at this picture of Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal at brunch to make it happen

a guy at the dogpark just loudly described TRIANGLE OF SADNESS as a movie where “woody harrelson is the captain of a boat that capsizes” which would be a perfect plot summary if there was an ADD version of IMDB

loopers, changelings and tulpas are also common in the higher echelon of Regular

i am up to something like my 7th or 8th nemesis at my local coffeshop.

there's advanced levels to being a regular at your local coffeeshop/bar/hangouttery where another regular becomes your most hated fellow customer. and if they stop being a regular over the months/years, then you have to transfer power to a newly elected nemesis.

The cover to A Ghost Arm Made of Angry Ghosts.

Here’s the new cover!

had an urge to rewatch DONNIE DARKO and I just now almost screwed up and watched the director's cut, one of the best examples of a director coming in and farting all over their masterpiece

Final orders for Author Immortal Vol. 1 are due Monday! If you want to read a gorgeous portal fantasy about death of the author in a post-Rowling world, pre-order a copy at your favorite retailer now!

dog park is back on the menu

strong "boss's birthday party, employee attendance is mandatory" vibes

Page 1: The Arm introduces itself to Dale Cooper. Dale asks about the ring.

Page 2: Dale asks where he is, and how to leave. The Arm says there is nowhere to go but home and laughs, then dances.

Wanted to practice with something outside my wheelhouse. So, I drew comic pages of this scene from Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces.

you could easily defeat like 90% of the founding fathers by showing them an ipod touch

*shoots myself in the foot 6 times*

"what i really need is a new gun"

a sincere wish of harm to every youtube video that pops up claiming to have the One True Answer to what TWIN PEAKS is really all about. it's not a jigsaw puzzle, people, it doesn't need you to solve it.