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Posting stuff on the Internet to vent about movies, games, and media. No promises on quality. If I don't reply it's because Internet strangers are scary, no offense https://youtube.com/@AuthorFunctions

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The curl area and the squat racks were both open! He had to spread his legs to straddle the bench!

09.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling in the squat rack is not uncommon, but this morning was the first time I saw someone curling in the bench press

09.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I see art with borderline fetish stuff passionately made I feel like Meryl Streep in Adaptation, wistfully envying the sheer scale of desire others can have

09.03.2026 02:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fire Emblem 3 is super underrated, I can't believe most of the English community skips it in favor of the DS games

08.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My gym played Pink Pony Club and then followed it up with Bangarang. Who is making this playlist

02.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In retrospect, the Xbox 360 should've had all their game titles end in "360" like Nintendo 64 games

27.02.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like the soundtrack is like 60% of the appeal of most retro games

26.02.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite part of 1000xResist so far is when your companion says "Hey! Listen!"

22.02.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just started 1000xResist and I'm so sucked in. I wanna keep playing but I need to sleeeeeeep

22.02.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Majora's Mask
2. Ocarina of Time
3. Breath of the Wild

22.02.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forget how much I like tea until I get sick, now I'm fucking devouring that shit

22.02.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was a kid I got sick and spent the day watching movies. Now I get sick and I don't have energy to do anything except occasionally look at my phone

19.02.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been rubbing leftover creatine on my gums like coke to amuse myself for over a decade and I show no signs of stopping

18.02.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been 1 year since I beat YU-NO and I'm still thinking about it nearly every day

17.02.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Revisiting Papers Please in a Post-ICE World
Revisiting Papers Please in a Post-ICE World YouTube video by Author Function

Revisiting Papers Please in a Post-ICE World youtu.be/XIn0TMoGTpE

16.02.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Me 99% of the time: man I fucking hate editing this shit is gonna take forever

Me 1% of the time: IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER IM SO FUCKING LOCKED IN DUDE LETS GOOOOOOOO

15.02.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Style Savvy Trendsetters has, like, one of the best relaxing soundtracks and is totally underused in Nintendo music compilations

13.02.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me yesterday: "HELL YEAH NEW PR ON MY SQUAT LETS GOOOOOOOOO"

Me today: "wow I have a real weird feeling going on in my leg wonder what's happening there"

12.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I played DESIRE recently, and it made me realize the "Ever17 twist" that's been so common in indie games is at least a whole decade older than I thought

11.02.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the same time, it seems there's still so much of YU-NO that still hasn't been replicated. The last route comes to mind, just completely changing the premise in a way that still fits thematically

11.02.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think I've played a single game in my adult life that I thought was too short

11.02.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YU-NO is so addicting, no other multiple route mystery made me that excited to explore its timeline

09.02.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Highguard is to Overwatch as Undertale is to Cave Story

27.01.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did not expect this to be such a powerful and moving piece of art

26.01.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I spent the weekend trying to process what's happening in my city of Minneapolis, Minnesota by creating this video. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

26.01.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1444 ๐Ÿ” 535 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Absolutely shocked Chase Infiniti didn't get an Oscar nom, I figured the whole One Battle After Another cast was a lock for noms

22.01.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could never write notes in a book. It's like choosing someone else's tattoo.

21.01.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I made as many videos as Lindsay Ellis did last year, and she supposedly retired ๐Ÿ’€ I really gotta up my game

19.01.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatching hazel's videos always gets me so inspired to make videos. She speaks with so much love for media without trying to convince someone of her opinions. Almost makes me forget that I hate Magical Vacation

19.01.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CRT pixel art conversations are so foreign to me as an older Gen Z person, because I experienced retro games on flat screens since I was a kid so that's what I'm nostalgic for.

18.01.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0