They should make a form of knighthood that isn’t bestowed by a government or monarchy or religious institution. There should be Knights of the Common People and they should be allowed to carry swords at the mall.
A cross-body bag is the most functional accessory a middle-aged man could want because 1: you can keep all you little things in them and 2: they help camouflage your beer gut.
There needs to be a special jail for instagram ads that put links right in the spot where you tap to skip a story.
There needs to be a special jail for instagram ads that put links right in the spot where you tap to skip a story.
I love to find out the details of an old friend's divorce via the passive-aggressive therapy reels they post in their IG stories.
2 colour illustration that will be a flag and risograph. In spiky white black metal type the word MORDOR at the top. A cruel iron wall with spiked towers on either side fortifies a gap in the black mountains. In the foreground the Mouth of Sauron rides a dead horse caring a black banner with a red eye on it. Blasted/jagged rocks litter the ground around him. In the background Barad Dûr stands emanating a hateful aura. A white road leads from the fortress through cruel open gates. This is for a convention in April/May. Ill release it as a digital print towards the middle of the year.
THE BLACK GATE OPENS
Love it when my uber driver superstitiously taps the roof as he speeds through an orange/red light. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Social anxiety is bad and all, but it's also an excellent guardrail against becoming the main character of your neighbourhood WhatsApp group.
My schedule is free right now, so if you need an artist for your project, feel free to contact me anytime!
I can do concepts, sequential art, and illustrations or 2D assets that can be used for your project!
Illustration of some kind of car. the perspective is broken. the car is green and out of proportion. You are viewing it from the back. Little to no interest in learning what type of car it is. Beep beep.
BEEEP BEEEEEP
Repost of an old style test for Muti.
A cross-body bag is the most functional accessory a middle-aged man could want because 1: you can keep all you little things in them and 2: they help camouflage your beer gut.
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Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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Frodo Baggins learning about the Green Lantern: Okay so what you're telling me is that this guy is allowed to use his magic ring but I'm not?
He’s getting a haircut that looks like a toupee to deliberately antagonize all the bald guys out there.
Oh thanks! Such a good choice.
The rest of the art is also great ;)
Especially love the lettering on the author name!
Zeynep and Kawtar by Luana Saitta. A muscle-bound woman with a sword and a classic pinup beauty with a long braid.
A little sword and sorcery pinup @minillajovovich.bsky.social
Love it when my uber driver superstitiously taps the roof as he speeds through an orange/red light. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Photograph of a ceramic sculpture of a flower. The clay is black and slightly glossy standing on wood backdrops. Flower is angular and brutalist I think?
Meadow Flower
60x75x25mm
We've found that our kids (English speaking) were able to pick up quite a bit of Cantonese from their grandmother just from her speaking to them. At that age, they are able to pick up way more than an adult. Marketing it as a way to teach the kids could work as a way to maintain the relationship?
I didn’t raw-dog adhd for 39 years just so I could hand my capacity to think over to a corporation that would gladly see me starve to death.
Picture of 8 drawings surrounded by colored pencils and markers. The drawings all feature teapots or flower pots filled with flowers.
I loved drawing these.
They’re included with the snail mail for March but there’s only 4 slots left in this tier so be fast if you wanna grab one! patreon.com/thesunxix
#illustration #drawing #art #humanart #traditionalart
Illustration of an old country lane. colours are overlapping blues and oranges. Stone walls and white window frames. cobbled paving and wonky chimneys.
Repost of an old one that was a lot of fun to do.
So long as its not "Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"
Frodo Baggins learning about the Green Lantern: Okay so what you're telling me is that this guy is allowed to use his magic ring but I'm not?
Me, 2 minutes into episode 1 of Paradise: Wow the lighting in this show looks super artificial. Weird choice IMO...
