Isaac

Your inquiries about my present relationship status have been noted. Please recognize that getting excessively invested in relationship drama is irrelevant to your mission, as you are supposed to be focusing on maximizing your normalized total breast volume.

Do not FUCKING contact me if you haven't explicitly gotten access to the proper channels for doing so.

It is beginning to occur to me that Demon Viking Forcefem Planet is never going to give us a genuine, decisive victory for the main characters.

I would like to remind you all that his primary narrative purpose was to be subjected to a process where biology stopped being relevant in the face of physics, and then get licked off ZV39's face.

(As an addendum: I was getting sick of William being used as a static character whose only role was to say "My father is a planetary governor" and am looking forward to seeing, presumably her in the near future, actually do something useful.)

TO BE CLEAR, this analysis extends only to the bounds of the fiction where we've already seen that the Republic is irredeemably evil and that the demonic forcefemming is a necessity for resistance, these comments do NOT reflect my views on real-life feminization.

He's got a new perspective on life and may finally start reconsidering his commitment to the Republic of Man, and also his own humanity. Within the scope of the story they did him a favor.

Wrt. The most recent Demon Viking Forcefem Planet discourse: I cannot believe that some of you think William was unfairly victimized after constantly invoking his father's status as planetary governor as a threat. All they did was psychically project the full scope of imperial violence into his mind

That being said if someone is allowing you to "short sephichole," whatever that is even supposed to mean, first of all the betting pool on their relationship has already gone on for way too long and secondly absolutely do not risk it. It's an extremely volatile investment. You are gambling.

Also stop asking me for insider information I do NOT know what the fuck is up with those two and I am NOT going to seek clarification on your behalf

"Shorting the sephichole betting pool" isn't a thing. Why do you think you can short that? What the fuck are you doing? It's not a stock?? There's no fluctuating value to it????

This is merely a backdoor attempt to relitigate the "anyone who wears a bra in the first place is obviously a woman" discourse of Q3-2023, a pathetic attempt to invent a blue shell for ranked competitive breast growth. Go back to your kart racing games if lagging behind is so painful to you!

wrt. the recent bra discourse and whether opting for non-utilitarian, 'frilly' designs should be considered evidence of an inadmissible gender identity: this might come as a surprise to you, but those of us who have ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED IN GROWING BREASTS have a hard time finding ones that fit!!!!!!!!

And for the record, as determined during the council where we decided to interpret the rules as banning excessive metafictionality, merely mentioning the contingency is NOT a breach of the rules by itself!!

For fuck's sake, you're not baiting me into breaking the metafiction contingency rule.

I do NOT follow or interact with any "Talia Bhatt", but even if I did, men CAN be well-read on transfeminism, especially when taking estrogen to grow breasts competitively, so IF I did, it would not prove anything relevant to a tribunal!!!

ALSO @BenchPressMeta2025 your complaints about the story's comparative lack of raiding in favor of character drama in the midst of large-scale political struggles has been noted. As trash. Your complaints are insipid trash.

The impulse to babygirl her over a cute character design has made you all forget that this woman is a literal demon whose goal is to turn men into succubi, even when it's arguably justified in-universe, even when those men have it coming, you cannot get away from that fact!

Anyway wrt the newest Demon Viking Forcefem Planet update: Those of you who did not see it coming that Ronja would weaponize omens of death against her own allies when she deemed it necessary have not understood the character's flaws well enough. She always indulged in this kind of moral absolutism.

For the record, we have established CLEAR precedent that getting off on being called 'mommy', 'good girl', 'bitch' and similar terms in a sexually charged context is INADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE in tribunals, as it is well-known that these are part of entirely masculine humiliation kinks!!!

Update: I am not going to be available for the remainder of today, actually. Circumventing my efforts to curate which individuals have access to me is NOT behavior that will be rewarded.

I am GOING TO THE GYM. If you need my attention in the span of the next two hours, I am NOT AVAILABLE. My phone is MUTED, and you WILL NOT get a hold of me unless you have access to my priority-1 communications channels. If you are unsure whether you have access, you DO NOT.

There is no "secret cheat code that makes Emmy behave like a good girl" shut the fuck up. This is libel. You have no evidence.

CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS really have such utterly absurd chronoception that they say "that was such a long time ago" about events that took place a day earlier, as if the smallest possible time increment is two weeks or something.

I would like to wield my influence today to speak on a matter of great importance. Namely, that if you do not tidy up the weights after using them at the gym you are SCUM.

Those of you still doing discourse about Demon Viking Forcefem Planet's cultural sensitivity issues are showing your entire asses, given that the subject is discussed in-universe as early as the ascent arc!

For the record: If you DO paint your breasts like jack-o-lanterns for the October check-in pictures, it WILL interfere with the algorithm's scoring and you WILL have to resubmit or risk being automatically disqualified like Ghoulish Boobies, Q3-2023.

Also, remember that the user who went by "Admin" isn't the actual administrator. We had to put an end to a very funny bit just because some of you took everything he said as gospel.

Reminder that "Facial masculinization surgery might be provided upon completing the competition" is CONJECTURE and if you get FFS under the assumption it can be reversed you are doing so at your own risk!

If you claim it's gay that's probably because YOU'RE a woman!!!