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I hope we win.

07.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What?

07.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inigo.

07.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right, right. Sorry.

07.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't pester him. He's had a hard day.

07.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once I find you again, how do we escape?

07.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once I do, how do I find you again?

07.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll say. How do I find the count?

07.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. There may be problems once we're inside.

07.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?

07.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why? You can't even lift one.

07.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All right. Come on, help me up. I'll need a sword eventually.

07.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.

07.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where did you get that?

07.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will this do?

07.03.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There we cannot help you.

07.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

07.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Over the albino, I think.

07.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where did we put the wheelbarrow the albino had?

07.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

07.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My brains, his steel… and your strength against sixty men… and a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?

07.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan… maybe I could come up with something, but this...

07.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.

07.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And our assets?

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is but one working castle gate. Come on. And it is guarded by sixty men.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?

07.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You just wiggled your finger! That's wonderful!

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buttercup's marrying Humperdinck in less than half an hour… so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding… steal the princess, make our escape… after I kill Count Rugen.

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0