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what the hfuck

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It’s okay petey he also has them

08.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re weapons

08.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never known you to tell a joke

08.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am being forcibly removed from the gym

07.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Gym’s empty I can finally watch porn without headphones now 😍

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, no I cannot :)

07.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop sexualizing my bf

07.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever’s left with the leg gets. his leg

07.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pulling my bf back and forth until he snaps

07.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not watching 18 I’m watching 13 rn idk if he’s on tn

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly it would bounce off him and hit me #ally

07.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Style Superstar Carson Kressley I would take a bullet for you

07.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gay hive mind

06.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe SOMEONE died at stonewall and we just don’t know

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Good work everyone hit the showers

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In god we bust

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

They touch me…

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait suffer with me lol

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I’ve started watching overwatch tips and tricks videos someone needs to shoot me with a gun

05.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

No bc why is this expensive flour hurting me

05.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This says a lot about how we treat gays

05.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Spongebag eating a mouse trap

Spongebag eating a mouse trap

Bought a new thing of protein powder and it made my tummy hurt

05.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone’s saying it

04.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

04.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now why are we spraying ME

04.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And NOTHING else

04.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#yes

04.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of me shirtless from the tits up

Selfie of me shirtless from the tits up

Ohhhhh the haircut…

04.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 577 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

My evil girth

04.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It ain’t much but it’s honest girth

04.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0