Just Dee-Dee and her Dane

Wow. It’s been a hot minute. I’m still Dee-Dee and her Dane but the Dane is different. I lost our best boy Tony Daneza around the last time I posted. I have a new friend now. Here’s Daney DeVito.

It’s my Birthday! I’m 2!
#greatdanes #dogs #happybirthday

I drank his wine exclusively. Today I was like, what the hell do I do to get rid of this? So I made French onion soup and poured some of the bottle in it before pouring the rest down the sink…it ruined my soup. So now he’s both a giant crapwagon AND a delicious soup ruiner.

I’ve loved Snoop for years. Funko pops, listened to his affirmation album, stuck with Snoop Lion, only bought Snoop 21 Crimes wine, loved him.
I am deSnooping right now so I just made French Onion soup to get rid of the wine. It ruined it. Now I’m mad at him twice. Thanks a lot, Snoop.

Well fuck........ Snoop finally gave me a reason to dislike a dog.

Toilet paper mullet is the only way.

Eating Chinese food, watching Love is Blind Germany with Tony Daneza snoozing on my lap. Sometimes things aren’t all that bad (ok, the TV show is an absolute dumpster fire but, you know what I mean.).

Just Tony Daneza with his little lunch bag waiting to be let into day care. Yes, I’m that kind of dog owner…and completely unashamed.

Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a steep hill so the other hikers don’t hear you fighting for your life?

That would be me.

Same.

Them, an intellectual: Threatening tariffs on Denmark lol, how much blue cheese does the US eat?

Me, a medical writer: Have you heard of Ozempic?

Them: ...

He’s an unlimited source of entertainment around here. He is the ultimate bringer of joy.

Packing up slowly and turning this platform from what feels like a weekend getaway spot into my permanent home. I hope the neighbours are nice!

Charcuterie boards have made me believe that eating my own weight in cheese is ok as long as I have a couple of grapes too.

Same to you! Now to save all my pics and my sweet, sweet meme collection! Honestly, that’s all fb was good for.

😳

Now I’m the “Bring that dip!” friend.

That’s exactly how I feel as well. I feel a bit lost here and leaving a platform I’ve been using for almost 20 years is pretty overwhelming.

Judging by his expression, I think Tony may be leaving us a special something under the tree.

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

This is AWESOME! Great job!

PC Points…I used to save my points until the end of the year and either pay for all my holiday treats/ XMas dinner or all my stocking stuffers. One year I got a Roomba on points alone. This year? 10 bucks. Anyone else find this?
Another reason to not bother with them.

It’s a grilled cheese made with Kraft Singles and Campbell’s tomato soup kind of day.

Today I made a simple dip for a potluck. Didn’t realize it was going to taste like a giant fire so I added more ranch as was suggested. Then I had to add more of everything else so it wouldn’t be too ranchy. I now have enough dip to feed about 48 people and it’s still hot AF.

Doing the same! It’s great!

Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day.

Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.