Don’t even have to

America’s dumbest mayor

He should run for office from prison, I’m not even joking

Osama Bin Laden Laid to Rest as Family Mourns Privately

Yeah, an army of Elon-spawnlings is fine for kicking around the peasants, but against house burger? Big mistake

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. Appear to have a tummy ache when you do not, and to be fine when you do