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Die Clowns der Yorckstraße…

she got too into runescape

no this post is actually about me

out: black hat hacker
in: infosec bad boy

immensely fun fact: vatican city is technically eligible for eurovision

everyone look at my rice cooker

a lot to unpack here!!

i need more information on this. like did you experience a major perspective shift about mushrooms or something

just saw the fattest fucking corgi of my entire life!!! moving too quickly (???) to get a photo

i operate under the insane technical guideline of “things should work”

but that’s when they get their best posting done!!!

omg hello my fellow européan. my americans are never unhinged at this hour they’re all asleep :(

being in a hybrid workplace means i have to act 10x sillier on slack in order to properly communicate my personality

bars and nightclubs are open. public drinking is also allowed here, so if it’s nice out most people are drinking in parks or on the street

maybe she’s born with it. maybe it’s a traumatic brain injury

the joy in my heart when i get to transfer at the u-bahn station that has an extremely active mouse problem

my späti are all open 👀👀

the train station groceries are open in berlin, but tbh anything that i really need immediately i can find in a späti

is KA applegate on here yet

finland won the people’s eurovision and that’s what matters

I LIKED THE SONG!!!

i voted for sweden too ….

youtube! but performances are over now 😬 voting is about to close!

damn sucks to be american

who are you spending your .14 euro on

i hated the serbia performance so much i gotta be real

i NEED to talk about eurovision. i’m voting for portugal

when she started i was like, if this wasn’t the uk id think she wasn’t speaking english

ty but i’m also glad they didn’t have my size bc then i would’ve been forced to buy it