Beep Thief

Thank you

It’s the night that hoop heads and sneaker freaks have been anticipating for months… the return of Jayson Tatum!

Can I have the appendix

Danny Flynn, The Rainbow Sword, 1988

Danny Flynn (bsky.app/profile/dann...)
The Rainbow Sword, 1988

i am now living rent free in my car

I love being medium smart. You can't fool me but I can't tell you anything.

Just listen to me.

The Benjamin millepied Romeo & Juliet is a spectacular show. Not a fan of his. Just the truth.

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US debuts low-cost suicide

I had to search “jayemdae tome” to get the correct spelling and my attempt prompted Google to suggest “Did you mean to search ‘gameday time’?” Lol

4x Shivan
4x Fireball
4x Lightning Bolt
4x Mons Goblin Raiders
4x Dragon Whelp
4x Black Vise
4x Jayemdae Tome
4x Triskelion
4x Uthden Troll
4x Mox Rubies
20x Mountains

I really took it for granted. Life outside the cities is truly claustrophobic.

Murder

The left eye of the leftmost woman is clearly painted “properly” and stands totally apart from every other square inch of the picture. Never noticed that before. Why did he do that…

Niki de Saint Phalle engorged w confidence in her notes on her gigantic sculpture of a woman. Phidias? Michelangelo? Crossed out like losers. It’s Niki time.

With cubism still a twinkle in his eye, Picasso paints a healthy and heavily pollarded tree, showing how human intervention in earth’s curves can result in sharp angles of growth, bearing bounty.

Bury me with my games.

Ok apparently it’s *Oppenheimer.

*American Prometheus.

All of my older woman relatives fell in love with Cillian Murphy after seeing Prometheus. The septuagenarian yearns for the skeleton scientist.

This was my life until today.

Deion Sanders after his quarterback dies in a car crash. One of my favorites!

Dignified.

Just sat down in order to put my shoes on for the first time in my life.

What book

He has heart. Too bad he’s pigeonholed as a handsome buff guy (alas) because he has heart. He should be playing the roles that like Daniel Radcliffe gets

Your family is a Friend of the Firs and will be notched in the Cosmic Log.

Walking up to a house to deliver the news. The Ring asks me who I am. I remove one of my AirPods. Uhh military. She opens the door. I doff my visor. “sorry to tell you that ur husband—“
She cuts me off, wordlessly, sobbing. She gets her phone and starts streaming, then indicates I should start over.

Van Wilder is a cryptid.