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New York Times headline will be “Trump expresses concern for US citizens”

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

Vegas, baby!

“Yes on murdering people, no on being allowed to say that murdering people is bad.”

Blimey. Sky News reporting YouGov / Sky News / Times voting intention

*Greens leapfrog Labour into second place*

RefUK 23% (-1)
GRN 21% (+4)
LAB 16%(-2)
CON 16%(-2)
LDEM 14%(nc),

Pollster note: This is the highest we've had the Greens, the first time we've had them in second

Green MPs Hannah Spencer, Ellie Chowns, and Carla Denyer standing in the House of Commons chamber

Hannah Spencer being sworn in as an MP

Earlier today, the new Member of Parliament for Gorton and Denton, Hannah Spencer was sworn in.

@sarahastolat.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Hope you’ve had a great day! 🎉🎉🎉

I have a fear of speed bumps but I’m slowly getting over it

If you see this post a knight

North Devon Journal: WOMAN ATTACKED POSTMAN WITH SATSUMA.

Could we please clarify who had the satsuma?

And for the Uber board game geeks who go to a game night and then are greeted with Diplomacy.

Imagine thinking that an endorsement from Galloway would lead to an *increase* in votes.

That Starmer letter is quite something. I haven’t seen something so graceless and petulant in UK politics since Peter Mandelson’s victory speech when he won his seat in Hartlepool in 2001.

I’m too scared to even watch the video

The Green party and Reform now have the same number of MPs elected in this parliament, though Reform has more in total thanks to Tory defecations.

Twat dooming Reform? (4,7)

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

Labour now at the FO stage of FAFO.

Move over, Zarah, I have a new MP crush.

What we have seen in Gorton and Denton is what we saw in Caerphilly in October.

A lot of people really don’t want the hateful politics of Reform and will work hard and smart to try and keep them out.

Labour must now listen to this and stop the grim attempts to mimic Farage.

Gorton and Denton by-election result:

GRN: 40.7% (+27.5)
REF: 28.7% (+14.7)
LAB: 25.4% (-25.3)
CON: 1.9% (-6.0)
LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1)

Green GAIN from Labour.

People do what you pay them to do.
You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products.
You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well.
You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth.
And so forth.
Be aware of what you pay people to do

I’m not even interested in who that is.

We just had to bring home inauguration day Bernie Sanders from the bobble head museum. He’s just funny.

Oh, that's an exciting time! Full of possibilities.
I've moved twice in the last year and will be moving again in September. My number 1 piece of advice: write a comprehensive list of everything that's inside each box on the side. The first time I had like 30 boxes just marked "kitchen" 🤦

Amazing news

Ooh, didn’t know you were moving. Good luck! How far along are you?

100% agree on this. Social media bans is akin to victim blaming and putting the onus on others to solve the problems and harms that big tech have brought and for which they refuse to deal with