Jonathan

If their text generator is sentient than I am the Damned King of America

Well, it was nice while it lasted, maybe you can try to convince her boss

Those funny hex dome buildings that were big in the 70's

Chipotle is the number one cause of food poisoning in over 10 states, hell I think some locations have never passed the health inspection.

Got to at least try it, looks fucking good

In the tubes on the back

Wow, Polis won't issue pardons to people who have done all the work and really deserve it, but he'll commute the sentence of an election denier, what an absolute piece of crap

YOU HAVE BISMIRCHED MY HONOR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

A very sick coconut crab?

A country that was beginning to wonder "is America really that bad" suddenly gets bombed to The ground by americans, they are going to rally even closer to anyone who promises to hurt America

And now we have secured the government for another 40 years easily.

The old "I'm going to triple cart and failed the quest for everybody else before they have time to react"

Halo 3 may have sold on multiplayer, but Halo 1 sold on single player first

If things could calm down a little for a while that would be nice

I don't care if he was the God damn Messiah himself, predator means you need to be cast out for good and erases any good you may have

And there you go dehumanizing people, rape apologist and transphobe, want to go for anti-semite and make it the holy Trinity?

He sexually assaulted eight women, he should be in prison for the rest of his life

We will start with the single gayest movie ever made, and kind of feel around from there

THAAD batteries, 7 in the world with number 8 a year away, and Iran disabled or destroyed 2.

They are for shooting down ICBMs

Well Iran did take out a quarter of the US anti-ballistic missile capabilities, and what remains ain't doing jack squat. Plus Biden gave like half of the stockpiles of tactical munitions to Israel to bomb kids, so, yeah probably

Ah, hello deeply problematic ships and certain older video games

Death knows that rules sometimes must be bent, or sidestepped, or quietly led out the back door and beaten into submission with a rubber chicken, for the greater good.

Cold war, the opposite of communism is hatred of everybody not you, and the US went hard into being anti-communist

Yeah no idea who you are

Well, for a second there I was worried he was gonna be close to normal and not a creepy rape/adjacent fucker

Sorry who are you and why are you throwing a tantrum in my mentions?

Nope nope nope nope, pure badness no good

Jesus fuck that is creepy as hell. I can't decide if he is giving serial killer or serial rapist eyes but either way I want to be as far away from him as possible

Iran can make global shipping a nightmare, India can make global shipping not.

Well the Trump admin is reaching out to Pakistan to be the ground troops for the invasion, so I'm pretty sure India is going to get involved against us sonehow