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Woodworker, dad, and gardener in Minneapolis. Part wildflower, part bear, all trouble πŸ˜ˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ venmo: @dandeliondaddy

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BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1499 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 46

Do I know anyone who wants tickets to see Darcy and Jer in Minneapolis tomorrow? I’m not going to be able to use them :(

06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Starts at 7?

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do I know anyone who wants tickets to see Darcy and Jer in Minneapolis tomorrow? I’m not going to be able to use them :(

06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay welp. Cross your fingers I make it through work today. As it is I’m panicking about the 3 days I’ve missed/the loss of income. What a glorious fucking system we have here. (Working remotely so I won’t be infecting folks. Thankful I can do that, but I wish I could just sleep instead.)

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s pretty much it. It’s fun in a campy way! It’s problematic! It’s horny? But I wouldn’t watch it again. πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If it helps any I have had zero ketamine and it makes mine feel kind of fuzzy too.

06.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fist bump! I’ve seen the first 5-10 minutes before, but I felt uncomfortable with the racial dynamics and turned it off 😁

06.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So the triad in this movie (Rachel Whatever, Brendan Frazier, and the gay guy from 4 Weddings and a Funeral) is basically just Indiana Jones split into 3 incomplete people? The fact that they’re all horny for each other is somehow on brand for Indiana Jones.

06.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay so here’s my dark secret: I’ve never seen the Mummy before tonight.

06.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
URGENT AID NEEDED
PREGNANT MOM & DAUGHTER SUBJECT TO VIOLENT NEGLECT
IN ICE FACILITY
After witnessing dangerous medical conditions, other women in the facility organized a noise demonstration to call attention to Life-threatening medical negligence.
Support is needed NOW.

URGENT AID NEEDED PREGNANT MOM & DAUGHTER SUBJECT TO VIOLENT NEGLECT IN ICE FACILITY After witnessing dangerous medical conditions, other women in the facility organized a noise demonstration to call attention to Life-threatening medical negligence. Support is needed NOW.

UREGENT AID NEEDED
DONATE NOW
We need 15k to cover living expenses for the family who wait their return, cover legal fees for both women, and phone calls from the detention center.
givebutter.com/ bring-pregnant-women-home-from-ice-detention-
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Miriam and Sandra's story in the following slides

UREGENT AID NEEDED DONATE NOW We need 15k to cover living expenses for the family who wait their return, cover legal fees for both women, and phone calls from the detention center. givebutter.com/ bring-pregnant-women-home-from-ice-detention- 22yq6x Miriam and Sandra's story in the following slides

UREGENT AID NEEDED
On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE.
Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. Miriam was aggressively thrown to the ground and handcuffed, despite informing ICE agents she was 5 months pregnant.

UREGENT AID NEEDED On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE. Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. Miriam was aggressively thrown to the ground and handcuffed, despite informing ICE agents she was 5 months pregnant.

UREGENT AID NEEDED
Upon arrival at the
Whipple building, daughter Sandra was given a pregnancy test and tested positive. Both mother and daughter were sent to Texas.
For weeks, Miriam was experiencing severe and abnormal pregnancy symptoms, and frequently requested to see a doctor. It wasn't until she fainted and was visibly in a dangerous state that the other women in the detention center organized a noise demonstration; chanting and pleading for Miriam to receive medical help.

UREGENT AID NEEDED Upon arrival at the Whipple building, daughter Sandra was given a pregnancy test and tested positive. Both mother and daughter were sent to Texas. For weeks, Miriam was experiencing severe and abnormal pregnancy symptoms, and frequently requested to see a doctor. It wasn't until she fainted and was visibly in a dangerous state that the other women in the detention center organized a noise demonstration; chanting and pleading for Miriam to receive medical help.

We need your help bringing two pregnant women back home from ICE detention!

On January 22nd Miriam and her 18-year old daughter Sandra were targeted and pulled over by ICE.Β Miriam and Sandra were forced out of their vehicle at gunpoint. 1/

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05.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Watching ds9 with Hubband who has Never Seen It, and he just said β€œI hope Dul Dukat dies soon” andβ€¦πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬

05.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You guys have you tried this Covid thing? It really fucking sucks.

04.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not my type of music AND YET she hits really satisfactorily.

04.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

…okay this is actually one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen recently and I’m not being remotely hyperbolic

This is really really really really fucking bad

03.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh thank you

02.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are Covid tests so expensive 😭😭😭

02.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh thank you for posting this.

02.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he is actively dying

02.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1579 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 143 πŸ“Œ 11

No one says β€œand now the conclusion” like Majel Barrett.

02.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being a @themountaingoats.bsky.social fan means that there is only one song you can sing while making banana bread (or maybe that’s just me).

01.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Solidarity of β€œI think I might be sick and I do not have time but at least we made it through February.”

01.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem β€œ9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

β€œDolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure β€˜every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

01.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 13763 πŸ” 3024 πŸ’¬ 223 πŸ“Œ 301

Hey you should find out if your washing machine has a drain filter on it, and if so, clean it out more than once every two years.

01.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want you to know that if you use a card at the Pump N Munch in my neighborhood, the printed receipts say "Pump N Munch Lynda". It's been that way for at least 14 years and it never stops being funny

01.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Fill your pill cases
if that's a thing
that you do at this time
of the week or month

Fill your pill cases if that's a thing that you do at this time of the week or month

Ope, it's the first of the month and also a Sunday which many see as the first day of the week.

Is it time to fill pill cases? If so, get on that. Don't forget or put it off (not that I would ever do such a thing).

If you don't have pill cases to fill, you could get some, it can be kind of fun. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

01.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

May everyone involved burn in hell

28.02.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 622 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Love it when an Onion article has been relevant my entire adult life

28.02.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

+ Data inspired people to become autistic

28.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really some placeholder name ass stuff going on there.

26.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0