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@hleisthen

Neuroethologist, chemosensory scientist, herp lover. Immigrant and child of a refugee. Haver of snarky opinions. Mostly here to talk about Moby-Dick.

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YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

06.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1535 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 106

@kquist.bsky.social might have some perspective on cycling while listening to Moby-Dick.

06.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh forgot to say it's also queer as hell.

06.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a tale for our current time. It's about multiculturalism. It's about the rapacity and destructiveness of capitalism. It's about sustainability. And it's about a bunch of people knowingly following a crazed authoritarian to their doom.

06.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
About 1 β€” Nathaniel Philbrick

Short answer: yes. Long answer: www.nathanielphilbrick.com/why-read-mob...

06.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: nooooooooooooo.

06.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the what? Maybe I'm having a stroke.

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I interviewed for my current job in 1996, I had to explain to my future colleagues what a web page was.

06.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS RIGHT HERE is what makes Moby-Dick so great. One minute you've got a lunatic screeching while St Elmo's fire burns on the masts, the next you've some serious Transcendental Anatomy dropped in your lap. πŸ‹

06.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

USians think something's that 100 yrs old is OLD and something 200 yrs old is REALLY OLD. No sense of time at all.

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Same. Completely loathsome.

I know way too many people who pretend to be inept, incompetent, confused, whatever to get away with their shit and it makes me *crazy*.

06.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was picturing the interior like Shirley Jackson's Hill House, completely nonintuitive and maze-like.

06.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was life 4 of your 7 (so far) lives?

06.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, are you being serious? Like, we never really find out for sure what it's about? If so I already appreciate this book much more than I did a moment ago.

06.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also have to say I half expected someone to go through and classify the characters we've met so far (or at least Esther and the major Jellybys) as either fast fish or loose fish.

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate that! Also, will have to go back and re-read this thread after I find out wtf the Jarndyce case is actually about.

06.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pizza Man
Amery, WI

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 697 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 76

Still holding out hope that the Jarndyce case has something to do with WHALE LAW. #dedlocked

05.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the ALife conference once and a guy described experiments he was doing to try to build a robot that could design and build robots. And even the *ALife* crowd was like, um, dude, you ever watch a movie?

05.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€ #neuroethology

05.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! I lasted maybe 4 shipments before I bailed (and I split the last 2 with a friend). Live alone, way too many beans, and not the kinds I wanted/needed. Like, it was fun to get some offbeat variety of red bean but dammit I still needed chickpeas.

No shame in saying it’s not for you.

05.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OTOH I read a short story by Melville this weekend ("the Piazza"), which was published a few years after MD. It takes place in the countryside in Mass.

And maybe this is on me but I was surprised how many allusions to seafaring life he managed to work into a story about a landowner.

05.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Laissez Les Bon Temps OyVey

05.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

School currently murdering me too! Nominally it's our spring break but I'm spending the week writing a grant proposal and new lectures.

04.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Toni Morrison Was a Master of the Unthinkable

Hola, #bsbookclub. We should really read some Toni Morrison one of these days. (Gift link.) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/m...

04.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I started it once and enjoyed it but it somehow set it aside and haven't picked it back up. Would definitely be in.

04.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, don't like Dickens and so far nothing in this book has affected that view. Am holding out for the spontaneous human combustion to redeem the whole thing.

04.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
War Pigs (live) - Sarah King (official video)
War Pigs (live) - Sarah King (official video) YouTube video by Sarah King

Been listening to this a lot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFS...

03.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump went from an obviously fake β€œNo More Forever Wars” to β€œNo! More Forever Wars” pretty fast

03.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1516 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6

I just read this and see a two-dimensional character who's maybe part of a morality play (haven't read the book before so I don't know where this is going) and I think "yeah, this is why I don't like Dickens". Not thinking about it deeply; just, literally, "yeah this is why I don't like Dickens".

03.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0