Chris Taylor

It was 20C yesterday so I’m grilling some burgers tonight, freezing rain be damned.

With the US now having its hands full in the Middle East, Greenland could do the funniest thing.

That’s a perk. Deliberately late or missing from meetings you didn’t want to attend anyway. “My bad guys, time zones are hard!”

Split the difference. Fall back 30mins in the fall and then leave it there permanently, joining our Newfoundland brothers in the :30 time zone fun.

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Can’t risk messing with the culture

I am extremely annoyed at the ongoing enshittification of everything. Do you enjoy loud ads blasted at your face?

Have started actively boycotting gas stations that do this. FUCK them.

The van did double-duty as a milk truck during the day

The van had a school bus seat bolted to the floor and a built-in platform bed behind it for when my sister and I got sleepy on long road trips. Eventually moved up to the Jeep, which really saw some miles put on it - even drove it to Mexico and back one summer vacation.

Watched this again with the kids (13 and 10) and it was as amazing as the first time.

With the actually rather bold step of firing Torts they had a wide open lane to chart their preferred course forward. Or hand it over to Shaw for a few years while seeing what we have. Instead, they chose this. So frustrating.

What an ass

Fine needs to start with a B to make it an actual deterrent. We are at the absolute mercy of all these fucks

This is the answer

She fell asleep on the couch so I’ve made the executive decision to pack em just in case. Snow hasn’t started yet.. doubt creeping in..

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Watched Moonfall with the kids and it is a goddamn shame that this is not getting the sequel it deserves.

Amen.

We are gonna miss out on WC2 to Toronto by a point aren’t we haha

Yep, we are going to Can vs. SWI and Belgium vs. NZ 💸💸💸

We are going all the way to Vancouver to avoid the US.

The faces of two boys who find out they’re going to the World Cup ⚽️😮

Feeling pretty good about my chances this year. Helluva start to the season.

You should tell your boss to include that in your annual performance review

Great that a guy who hates movies will be in charge of like 80% of movies.

Need to make the guy give a thumbs up in the last panel maybe, as they seem to be generally happy with the outcome too

a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium giving a speech and saying `` not one '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium giving a speech and saying `` not one '' .

How many complaints have you received?

I know, right. Dumbass over here

Celebrated by falling off the step-ladder in the garage. 10/10 old man day.