Benjamin Wills

Audibly laughed at that Simons free-kick

If Pedro Porro is so upset about being subbed off I’d simply try and not be fucking rubbish in the future.

Oh this is wonderful

Chelsea vs Tottenham on MD37 looks at me like a girl across the bar, cherry on the icing on the cake if we’re the ones that do it.

Still refuse it will actually happen because it would be too mental and funny but my God I’d piss myself stupid if Tottenham actually went down.

Sensational midweek for Chels. Up the Wolves and 10-man Toon.

OSULAAAAAA

Piss off City

Come on maaaan

Can we switch this up please LinkedIn Liam, get the big players off.

Unai Emery is a great manager and his high line often works but bloody hell when it doesn’t it looks absolutely horrendous.

Not made up for Burnley and Leeds suicides yet but fucking hell did not see this coming.

HUGE HUGE WIN UTFC

🧊 🧊 🧊

Bloody hell Garnacho is a frustrating player. So nearly there for him then gets it all wrong when it matters.

Kick off shithousery is a new one. All for it.

But then we conceded after two minutes earlier so the jury’s out.

Worst possible start, pretty brilliant since save for the odd wobble.

Please, for once Chelsea, keep hold of a lead. We need this.

Thought we were losing that one ngl.

Huge, huge fan of the semi-automated offside tonight I must say.

Joao Pedro is elitteeeeee

Can we stop getting absolutely shredded on the counter please

Veeeeery lucky. Phew.

And we chuck it away again, fucking hell Reece that’s all you.

About time we exploited that high line. Lovely goal.

Great start lads nice one

Which one of Ross Barkley, Jadon Sancho or Tammy Abraham comes off the bench and scores? Assisted by Maatsen no doubt.

Jorgensen starting at Villa Park. That’s some pre-match PTSD I really didn’t need.

Yet again another admirable performance that doesn’t end in three points, or even one today.

Admirable performances aren’t gonna cut it. Thursday nights await.

Also can’t win games if we get a totally thick and avoidable red every week, just kill ourselves every week.

Yeah knew JP was offside

Lavia is really good, shame we only get him for 20 minutes a season.

Why are you making that tackle on a yellow and what was his first one for? Dissent?