don’t like them for this and don’t like her husband either, because why on earth would you stay with someone who wanted you to do something so cruel
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don’t like them for this and don’t like her husband either, because why on earth would you stay with someone who wanted you to do something so cruel
why is the school bully in this poster about 45
watching Emily in Paris which by this point is more product placement than plot
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
He called back. That’s MY NHS
‘Barbecued latte’ hehe
missed my telephone GP appointment and now will run out of essential medication because I was taking a photo of ‘pulled pork tea’
a question for non sitcom characters - have you ever met up with a friend BEFORE work?
good, we need to stop giving Jerry Seinfeld all these spin offs
what came first, the high seas piracy or the DVD kind
was away from my 3 month old today so him and my husband had a boys’ day. They went to Warhammer World together and I came home to them watching Platoon
just moved into a new flat and someone had left a half used roll of kitchen towel next to the toilet. It was perfect, tragic contextual storytelling
one prerequisite of selling on Gumtree is spelling things in new and previously impossible ways
shit! my two month old son has learned to text!
do Parma ham and Parma violets even come from the same animal
been wandering around all day whispering ‘Jack of potatoes’
Severance fans, me and my pal Dan do a podcast about it with hilarious comedian guests. Like and subscribe as the kids say! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
@andydawson.bsky.social instantly thought of you and Bob when I saw Harry’s being a Boots McKindness as part of the Flat White Harts
man on the train watching TikTok without headphones. On INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY??
forget mainstream media, this is where I get news I can trust
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant is Billy Joel’s epic tale of going to a place that doesn’t serve orange wine
Hello friends I’m doing a show at Leicester this week! 8.30pm, 13th February. Please come! comedy-festival.co.uk/events/rhian...
Bob Dylan is great on this but I feel strongly, in general, that he shouldn’t be allowed to sing horny songs.
I would like to hear boygenius cover this
if a vampire is older or more senior than you you should really be saying nosferavous
oh my god someone save this cat
this sign tells a story
they say our generation will never be homeowners but we’ve broken the curse 🥰 can’t wait to fix up the place with this one 🔑
and is this ‘baby’ in the womb with us right now?
confusing when I see a boxing match organised weeks in advance. How do they already know the two boxers will be mad enough at each other to fight?
