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“I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted” is gonna do numbers in the law school group chat

“PROFESSIONAL-grade logistics” and it’s just an AFC North tailgate

Incredible doink

I was assigned that book when I was studying abroad in Dresden. Great read. Also the reason I refuse to get a Ring doorbell camera

I was also a child who weirdly liked Dilbert. I wonder if it was the fact that it seemed like a world where your primary job was to not break the rules, which was a thing I was very mindful of as a child

One of the funniest part of that book series was when they said that what house you’re in doesn’t define your character and then the houses were: Good, Evil, Smart, and Other

A couple more falls like that and they’ll make him quarterback of the Miami Dolphins

I think Cato the Elder would have been a good blue checkmark on Twitter that we’d dunk on when screenshots of his posts made the rounds on Bluesky

That was the first thing that stood out to me. Everyone had flags on their shirts. That not a normal thing for everyone to have in countries that aren’t the US. Also, no soccer jerseys

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 5

Taking aspirin to balance my humors

Have you ever done anything on exercise/fitness in history? Learning about Hittite CrossFit bros is what I need to get back into running

I think we should go a step further and m seize all your assets if you download Draft Kings

For 2 hours of minimum wage labor, you can buy 250 doses of a drug that gets rid of most minor aches and pains. If I had the choice to live in a mansion with no ibuprofen or a studio apartment with access to ibuprofen, there’s a good chance I take the studio apartment.

Not to downplay any of the horrible things going on today, but it’s good to remember that, in a lot of ways, even a relatively poor person in a developed country today has a far more comfortable life than most of the richest people in history.

Truly no one is more disrespectful to Charlie Kirk than the people trying to honor him.

Oh my god it has the ads for a student refinance loan company

I can only describe this syntax as “middle schooler who is learning how to write an introduction paragraph to an essay.”

The sweeping generalizations, the bizarre use of superlatives, the “not only…, but also…”

It’s giving “Many people say that Atticus Finch is the smartest book character ever.”

Some peanut butter and roll it

@jonbois.bsky.social

The only time I’ve genuinely questioned my sanity was after the death of a close friend. There were moments when my denial nearly overrode my rational understanding and I felt my grasp on reality slipping.

Giving this product to people in that situation will absolutely shatter some of them.

I say this as someone who loves sitting on my couch more than about anything else on earth, but we really should not be giving billions of dollars to people who think that sitting on your couch is the pinnacle of human existence

Baseball player stupid is the best kind of stupid

I like that the trophy depicts the one thing you aren’t allowed to do in soccer

The one time I encountered someone wearing a pair of those was probably the fastest I’ve ever gone from normal neutral feelings towards a stranger to pure hatred. Sticking a camera in someone’s face for no reason is freak shit that should get you hit with a baseball bat.

Your gut reaction to the words “you can never return to the past” is one of the strongest indicators of your personal politics.

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality

Last year I made note of every house in my neighborhood with a Trump sign and later confirmed that not a single one of them shoveled their sidewalk when it snowed.

“Ohio State hasn’t been tested” Heads have been sighted in the streets gnashing their teeth and rending their garments

Posting the essay with all the dotted lines highlighting glaring grammar and style issues is a really good bit.