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jordan πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ“‹

@smoljordan

27 year old guy from az, i try my best Gizzhead, NES Tetris roller (PB 1,375,100), maxed OSRS enjoyer (rsn smoljordan), furry, ex-mormon don't eat animals

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Latest posts by jordan πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβ“‹ @smoljordan

gotta be honest, i still struggle to bother looking at this website because it just doesn't show me the shit i wanna see. I am unfortunately too algorithm-pilled and the discover page is just so bad at actually adjusting based on what i hit show more/less on so i just keep using twitter instead

09.07.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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500 Solo ToA completed! Fang kit is so sick

01.07.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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spent the last 3 weeks nolifing runescape for a clan event. i made a shitton of gp, got my first quiver, got a pet, got magma mutagent, and most importantly had lots of fun :D

22.06.2025 05:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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COLOSSEUM COMPLETED! 7 Sol deaths and this fight was one of my worst, just an insanely close finish: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMFD...

09.06.2025 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SOULREAPER AXE COMPLETED! :D Spooned for all 4 pieces:
Whisperer 27kc 6/7/24
Vardorvis 397kc 8/19/24
Duke 273kc 5/18/25
Leviathan 649kc 6/7/25

08.06.2025 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
broke my Tetris record during a match! FIRST 1.4!
broke my Tetris record during a match! FIRST 1.4! YouTube video by jordan

GOT A NEW TETRIS PB!!!!!!!!!! broke the 1.3 barrier i've been stuck at since 2022 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rrx...

22.05.2025 07:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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been grinding phosani's nightmare a bit, nothing huge so far but it's been going alright :p

11.05.2025 08:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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got 2 games of the exact same score today playing in Tetris Wars O.o this has gotta be insanely unlikely

09.05.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A crudely drawn MLP comic. Pinkie Pie is about to eat a brownie. Fluttershy worriedly thinks "oh my god shes going to eat a WEED brownie" and chomps it out of her hand. Pinkie grabs her by the head and says "WOW FLUTTERSHY did you just eat my FOREVER WEED brownie????" Fluttershy responds "it was the only way to-" before transforming into a photo of an MLP figurine and saying "the what."

A crudely drawn MLP comic. Pinkie Pie is about to eat a brownie. Fluttershy worriedly thinks "oh my god shes going to eat a WEED brownie" and chomps it out of her hand. Pinkie grabs her by the head and says "WOW FLUTTERSHY did you just eat my FOREVER WEED brownie????" Fluttershy responds "it was the only way to-" before transforming into a photo of an MLP figurine and saying "the what."

A crudely drawn MLP comic. Pinkie nonchalantly explains "yeah my FOREVER weed brownie!!! X3 I hope you don't wanna come down any time soon haha cuz you're gonna be like that for a LONG time haha!!!!" Fluttershy looks comically distressed. Pinkie continues, nonplussed. "also i invited over all of your parents and family and friends and mentors and theyre all coming over for hours!!!! hope you can keep a straight face teehee :3 i believe in you haha just don't let them know!!!! don't let them know youre fucking HIGH fluttershy!!! more like flutterHIGH XDDDD"

A crudely drawn MLP comic. Pinkie nonchalantly explains "yeah my FOREVER weed brownie!!! X3 I hope you don't wanna come down any time soon haha cuz you're gonna be like that for a LONG time haha!!!!" Fluttershy looks comically distressed. Pinkie continues, nonplussed. "also i invited over all of your parents and family and friends and mentors and theyre all coming over for hours!!!! hope you can keep a straight face teehee :3 i believe in you haha just don't let them know!!!! don't let them know youre fucking HIGH fluttershy!!! more like flutterHIGH XDDDD"

i figure its as good a day as any to post the comic im most famous for on here

21.04.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 4685 πŸ” 1848 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 10

seriously look at this dude

18.04.2025 05:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

accidentally got into a philosophy conversation with a guy at work who thought solipsism was "the thing from death note"

16.04.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha that ending is so good, looking forward to the next one

13.04.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gratz!!! very nice time

13.04.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

vibes

12.04.2025 05:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im still mad at them for playing swan song in phx but leaving out the best part of the song

12.04.2025 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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guests werent deleted they got hit by a meteorite

14.03.2025 07:02 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you like waiting for a call? πŸ₯Ή

13.03.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 3430 πŸ” 570 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 11

waow the max volume is insane on this platform wtf

14.03.2025 07:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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insanely good rng

14.03.2025 07:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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max level in old school runescape :)

08.03.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maxing my OSRS account tomorrow at noon MST!

08.03.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Farewell to Kings

07.03.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.

05.03.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 33763 πŸ” 5878 πŸ’¬ 582 πŸ“Œ 212

KING GIZZ SHOW AND CAR SEAT HEADREST SHOW IN LA 2 DAYS APART WHAT THE FUUUUCK

04.03.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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99 fishing, 99 mining! One final runecraft level and i can finally play the game

02.03.2025 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

28.02.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 70796 πŸ” 7194 πŸ’¬ 1079 πŸ“Œ 233
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2274, just mining, fishing, and rc left!

24.02.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Willoughby's Beach >>> 12 Bar Bruise

21.02.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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also got my biggest ever antipk during this grind, ~90m

18.02.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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fucking FINALLYYYYY! 3026 Spindel KC (+ about 300 Venenatis)

18.02.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0