Tyler Bunch

Make
America…
…uh…
something, something

Translation:
“The US forces have been hit a LOT harder than anticipated.
lran is NOT backing down in the least.
I am lying to make myself look like a winner who makes winning choices when in reality this is not going well for me.”

They are creating a pretty strong case for the name change

The Board of Peace just moving around pieces on the board.

Operation Epstein Fury

With his history and current state of health, he probably meant
“golden shower.”

Unpopular opinion:

“Alternative programming” being offered to push back against this administration needs to be a little more with it in terms of “spectacle.”

Better graphics
Mic the audience(s)
Dynamic camera cuts

Presentation DOES matter in today’s media landscape.

Sad but true.

Never watched it…never will.

Needs more Sharpie

How does this “effort” put America “first” ?

He also “announced” exoneration,
so….

He mispronounced theft…
“…groundbreaking TRump theft…”

wish I had more than two hands to raise

Nothin’ like a Borowitz

OH!!!
I thought TPUSA was
Toilet Paper USA…my bad

That’s the
Federalized
Bureau of
Interference

AND they’re making people LESS safe.
AND they’re driving away tourism.
AND their existence is souring American business internationally.
AND they’re killing local businesses/farms.
AND the actions above are making things more expensive for American citizens.
SO it’s costing YOU a LOT more than $208.

ICE

At least he’s learned his lesson?

Pizza-gate is real...
It’s just golf-gate.

The “deep state” is real…
It’s just made up of the people who said they would stop it.

“Stop the Steal” is an appropriate call to action…
It’s just the thieves haven’t stopped.

EVERYTHING they cry is an admission…ALL of it.

So…y’all are responding to “rhetoric” with deadly force?

m’kay

They should make half of Melania’s movie images of the files so people will go see it.
(in a way that’s why she’s married to him, right?)

Go.
With some really loud Bluetooth speakers playing K-Pop Demon Hunters so everyone can sing along.
(or Wicked…whatever you’re into…
I really don’t care…
do you?)

I don’t care…do you?