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Joel Kreissman

@zarpaulus

Author, comic writer and TTRPG developer. Mid-30s they/them. Creator of the Para-Imperium setting and the webcomic "Joanna: Ghost Hunter". See my works at https://zarpaulus.carrd.co/

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Remember when Mix played a trick on us?

06.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œKill Sone Nazis” Munchkin card

β€œKill Sone Nazis” Munchkin card

06.02.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 3793 πŸ” 1219 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 45
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Calvin and his buddy, Hobbes, sure left a mark on Michael.

#furryart #anthroart #sliceoflifecomic #digitalart

06.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Strange looking bird

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A grappling hook is stuck in the navigation bar .  The navigation bar has the name of the comic A little more humiliation 
theduckwebcomins com
Shown on it.  
Hanging from the grappling hook is Brad that have speech bubbles going to them saying:
STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF.
YOU CAN DO IT.
STRONGER TOGETHER.
WE RISE BY
LIFTING OTHERS.
COURAGE DEAR
HEART. 
 Lan who is a blue and pink bunny puppy like animal is knowing the bras together to make a rope .  He says ; they are very supportive.

A grappling hook is stuck in the navigation bar . The navigation bar has the name of the comic A little more humiliation theduckwebcomins com Shown on it. Hanging from the grappling hook is Brad that have speech bubbles going to them saying: STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF. YOU CAN DO IT. STRONGER TOGETHER. WE RISE BY LIFTING OTHERS. COURAGE DEAR HEART. Lan who is a blue and pink bunny puppy like animal is knowing the bras together to make a rope . He says ; they are very supportive.

Very supportive.. Lan needs all the support he can get . #furry #comic #webcomic sometimes I remember this comic can be as dumb as I want it to be.

06.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trans Porn Is Booming. Trans Rights Are Fading We asked trans models and creators about the complicated link between desire and politics, as trans porn is booming while rights fade.

Trans Porn Is Booming. Trans Rights Are Fading (Playboy)

www.playboy.com/read...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

06.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The letter reads: "DVS8: Top Secret. Community Submissions: Now Open!
Intrepid Spacefarer,
In preparation for our retrofitting and reopening of the Orbital Research Group of Yesteryear Space Station, we require materials to distribute to guests at our grand opening event, the Digital Villainy Summit. If you are up to the task, we encourage you to submit artwork and relevant writing for use for our orbital machinations. We are looking for both prose and images. Specifications for work are as follows:

Images are to be 150dpi, 8.5"x11" or 8.5"x5.5" and can be photography, illustrations, paintings, or comics. Writing is to be limited to 1000 words or less and can be poetry, flash fiction, prose, or non-fiction essay.

Submissions do not have to be Korpsrelated, and are encouraged to be in line with convention theming. Submissions should be sent electronically to conbook@d-v-s.online.

You have until April 30th, 2026 to send in submissions.

Good luck, and see you in orbit.

DVS is an adults-only convention, and explicit adult submissiona re welcome, but not mandatory. Submissions are not guaranteed to be used. All submissions must be your original artwork (or else). We area  group of villainous artists trying to do right by our community, that being said, "AI"/LLM Generated trash will not be tolerated under any circumstances. We will dropkick you out of the airlock if you try so do not waste our time.

By submitting work, you grant DVS a limited license to use and reproduce this work in the conbook and/or website, for the purposes of promoting the convention, but you retain all other rights."

The letter reads: "DVS8: Top Secret. Community Submissions: Now Open! Intrepid Spacefarer, In preparation for our retrofitting and reopening of the Orbital Research Group of Yesteryear Space Station, we require materials to distribute to guests at our grand opening event, the Digital Villainy Summit. If you are up to the task, we encourage you to submit artwork and relevant writing for use for our orbital machinations. We are looking for both prose and images. Specifications for work are as follows: Images are to be 150dpi, 8.5"x11" or 8.5"x5.5" and can be photography, illustrations, paintings, or comics. Writing is to be limited to 1000 words or less and can be poetry, flash fiction, prose, or non-fiction essay. Submissions do not have to be Korpsrelated, and are encouraged to be in line with convention theming. Submissions should be sent electronically to conbook@d-v-s.online. You have until April 30th, 2026 to send in submissions. Good luck, and see you in orbit. DVS is an adults-only convention, and explicit adult submissiona re welcome, but not mandatory. Submissions are not guaranteed to be used. All submissions must be your original artwork (or else). We area group of villainous artists trying to do right by our community, that being said, "AI"/LLM Generated trash will not be tolerated under any circumstances. We will dropkick you out of the airlock if you try so do not waste our time. By submitting work, you grant DVS a limited license to use and reproduce this work in the conbook and/or website, for the purposes of promoting the convention, but you retain all other rights."

A letter slides under your door. The sound of yipping quiets as you approach. Life on a space station would be more peaceful were the minions not all fennecs.

The letter is top secret, for your eyes only!

You want your art or stories in our DVS conbook? Submit them according to our guidelines!

06.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 7123 πŸ” 2715 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 109
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro.

 Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling.
Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself?
Green: Iaaah!

Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling.
Blue: I didn't mean to startle you.
Green: It's okay.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro. Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling. Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself? Green: Iaaah! Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling. Blue: I didn't mean to startle you. Green: It's okay.

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2783 πŸ” 483 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 7

You neglect to mention that he’s an open Neo-Nazi

05.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida’s Groyper Candidate for Governor - It Could Happen Here | iHeart <p>Garrison and James discuss the candidacy of James Fishback, his attempted rise through the New-Right, and how he&rsquo;s using Nick Fuentes&rsquo; groyper fanbase to win the governor's race in Flor...

The same level of asshole to get an episode of β€œIt Could Happen Here” dedicated to you www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

05.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Relax, we’re on furry time.
#furry #furryart

05.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

My take!

04.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1994 πŸ” 388 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital illustration of Anton the very long haired white unicorn fella, who happens to be a wizard, wearing an unimpressed expression and a double breasted brown coat. He is carrying a leather messenger bag and a green book with gold detailing.

Digital illustration of Anton the very long haired white unicorn fella, who happens to be a wizard, wearing an unimpressed expression and a double breasted brown coat. He is carrying a leather messenger bag and a green book with gold detailing.

Oh, it’s a wizard. What spells will he cast

04.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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she looks silly

04.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 946 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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Let them enjoy the rain too!! #animation

04.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1068 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 8
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Quick Diane doodle before sleep!
#foxpopvli #art

04.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1231 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy 3/4/26 πŸ’…

04.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 14184 πŸ” 3394 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 140
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Pocket the Street Alchemist is doing numbers over on Tumblr for some reason, so here you go Bluesky! I hope you enjoy this dumb moment from a lil weirdo NPC I introduced in my D&D campaign a while back!
#kobold #comic #doodle

04.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 5030 πŸ” 1594 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 4
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Read more at https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Joanna_Ghost_Hunter/
First volume in print at @fenrispublishing.bsky.social


Art by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/herbiegrimm/

Writing by me, https://www.patreon.com/Zarpaulus or https://ko-fi.com/zarpaulek

04.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Giving the old girl some love.

05.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 2591 πŸ” 466 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

Now if you were talking about non-humanoid species you’d have a real problem.

No xenosophont in Parahuman Space inhabits a β€œshirt-sleeve” environment, in most cases you’d be wearing a full spacesuit.

05.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Twilight Imperium Demo
Twilight Imperium Demo YouTube video by Joel Kreissman

Testing out the Twilight Imperium digital demo youtu.be/3IlHwjvwyAA

05.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tim looks hard at his laptop and reads out the address that posted the fake bounties.

Tim: "It... It was sent from 4600:5500:4300:4B00:2000:5900:4F00:5500."

King Fairwater: "Doesn't mean a lot to me. Where is it...?"
Tim: "Er... fuck you, your majesty."

King Fairwater: "I BEG your pardon...?"
Tim: "DON'T KILL ME!"

Tim desperately thrusts the laptop in front of the king

Tim: "That's what the address says! See? '20' is space in hexadecimal... 55 is capital 'U'... 00 for padding..."

Tim: "...On a little-endian processor, using 16-bit Unicode, it spells out 'FUCK YOU'. It's FAKE!"

Queen Admaria: "...Are you saying someone's HACKED INTO ADVENTURENET?!"

Tim looks hard at his laptop and reads out the address that posted the fake bounties. Tim: "It... It was sent from 4600:5500:4300:4B00:2000:5900:4F00:5500." King Fairwater: "Doesn't mean a lot to me. Where is it...?" Tim: "Er... fuck you, your majesty." King Fairwater: "I BEG your pardon...?" Tim: "DON'T KILL ME!" Tim desperately thrusts the laptop in front of the king Tim: "That's what the address says! See? '20' is space in hexadecimal... 55 is capital 'U'... 00 for padding..." Tim: "...On a little-endian processor, using 16-bit Unicode, it spells out 'FUCK YOU'. It's FAKE!" Queen Admaria: "...Are you saying someone's HACKED INTO ADVENTURENET?!"

Tim has problems speaking truth to power in The Bounty Project.
#furry #comics #furryart #ProjectFuture

Previous pages are here: projectfuturecomic.com/bounty.php?s...

04.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the first Scary Movie’s homophobic jokes.

04.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@morbi.bsky.social would say it’s already that www.poppy-opossum.com/comic/poppy-...

04.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jeremiah is sorting mail when he gets interrupted watching Ben follow Delilah upstairs and asking Delilah why she's so upset. He then finds a copy of the magazine with he interview in the mail and reacts with severe discomfort as he comments on not liking having his questions immediately answered.

Jeremiah is sorting mail when he gets interrupted watching Ben follow Delilah upstairs and asking Delilah why she's so upset. He then finds a copy of the magazine with he interview in the mail and reacts with severe discomfort as he comments on not liking having his questions immediately answered.

Full honesty, caffeine is probably magical in their world, magic kind of gets everywhere and contaminates everything, like radioactive glitter.
#comic #webcomic #sliceoflife #furry #funny #inhumaninterest #BNJ

04.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lauren gets a response to her application in today's strip laurenipsum.spiderforest.com/comic/697

#comic #webcomic #spiderforest

04.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Part 2!

04.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ll just pull strings to put them in cushy backline positions and crow about their β€œwar hero” kids

04.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0